why can't forest fans think of their own jokes? because they have the intellectual span of a pin tip!
Arnold the Forest fan is walking his dog one day, when he sees an old lamp. He bends down to pick it up, and starts to rub it to clean it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, "I am the economy-price genie?" I grant but one wish". Arnold thinks for a while, and then says, "Make my dog Megson, win Crufts." The genie looks at Megson and says, "Don't be stupid, look at the thing. It's mangy, it's got fleas, it's got a bit missing from one ear it limps and it smells. I might be a genie, but I'm not a miracle worker." "All right then," says Arnold, "Make Forest win a match." The genie stops for a moment, then says, "Let's have another look at that dog again.
Tony Alfreton Derbyshire
a derby fan returns from pride park after yet another defeat.
"ow im fed up of derby loosing!"
he then returns back and nails his season ticket to the turnstile and walks back. as he walks he start to think.
"mabye im being to harsh on derby.they might start winning and get back to the premiership"
He returns to the turnstile to find that some1 has nicked his nail! -- FOREST 4 EVA
i ad a gr8 laugh at all da ones dissin forest bt den u come 2 one bout derby well steve in stapleford u cud say da same for forest bt dey'd av2 give u money 2 even wamt 2 go through da embarassment nd shame of avin 2 own forest nw ur in division two gud luck in tryin 2 make ur way bk up! cum'on u rams automatic promotion here we come
how many european cups or any other cups ave derby ever won...........none
I'm not being biased but these jokes are quite poor, the derby jokes actually make sense.
ave you eard boutr the t-shirt we are sellin wiv da coffe cup on it! and you can vote for the slogan that you want on it!!! how funny 4-2 4-2 4-2 will never get bord
I hear that plastic cups are being banned from the city ground!
What does f****t goally barry roche and taxis have in common, they let four in at one time
Q:whats the difference between forest and a teabag
A:a teabag stays in the cup
A DERBY FAN GOES TO THE BANK FOR A LOAN TO BUY SHARES IN DERBY FOOTBALL CLUB, THE BANK MANAGER GIVES HIM 5p AND SAYS GO BUY THEM ALL.
What do u call three Forest fans at the bottom of the trent? --- A good start :D:D --- C'MON U RAMS!!!
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Forest are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
What does FOREST actually mean?
Fear of relegation every saturday teatime!