Red Nose Day
Gagathon - share a joke for Red Nose Day!
Just tell a joke for Red Nose day!! And use the links on the right to see photos from the Gagathon in Derby.
Are you good at telling jokes? Actually, it doesn't matter if you're not… but have a go with us anyway.
Following our recent Gagathon in Derby's Market Place with BBC East Midlands Today weatherman Des Coleman, you've been sending us your Red Nose jokes.
Here are some of them:
Q. What do you call a nose who can see into the future?
What is a Pirate's favourite kind of music?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Q:why do potatoes make good detectives?
A dentist moved to a new estate called Lawns Close where bungalows had names like Greenacres/Broadacres... so he called his Toothacres.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
What does a mummy bee say to her children when they're naughty?
Whats a nose's favourite sweet?
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Why didn't the bear go to the party?
What do you call a nose that tells a bad joke?
Whats the difference between sprouts and bogies?
What do you call 3 fizzy drinks?
Why is the football pitch always wet?
What is a snake's favorite subject?
Teacher to pupil: Do you like Kipling?
A man walks in to a bar and says "Ouch!"
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
And here's some you made earlier!
Why do Scuba divers fall off the boat backwards? Because they'd still be on the boat if they fell forwards.
A man runs into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says everyone has one minute to get out. A tortoise at the back shouts 'that's not fair!'
I opened my action man at Christmas but the box was empty. My dad said it was an "Action Man Deserter".
I thought there was a Bee Gee in our fridge this morning. Turns out it was just the chives talking!
How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb? One, two. one, two, one, two.
A man walked into a bar, followed by a ostrich. The barman became inquisitive and asked 'why the ostrich? The man replied 'I did a good turn the other day and a fairy granted me a wish.' 'What did you wish for?' asked the barman. The man replied 'I wished for a foreign bird with long legs.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The credit crunch is really taking hold! The local bakers will have to close and hundreds and thousands will be affected!
Two cows in a field. One says 'I'm Fresian'. The other one says 'I'm not very warm either.'
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
last updated: 16/03/2009 at 13:52
...it's the way he tells 'em!
Q: Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
Q: Which England cricketer is useful to have around the office?
Q: What do you call two men hanging from a window?