Like a bingo hall hosting a 'pensioner night', Derby's Coyote Wild has announced the arrival of 'Chav night' - a new themed event for local students.
The weekly party is a celebration of chavs - the name given to loudmouthed, obnoxious individuals with a taste for celebrities, tacky fashions and excessive amounts of fast food - as personified by Little Britain's Vicki Pollard.
Highlights of the Sunday night event include a kebab eating race, a cider drinking challenge, chav choon of the week and a big fringe contest.
And here's that story again... but this time in chav speak:
Lyk a bngo hall hostng a pensiona night..u no..Derbyz Coyote Wild haz announced da arrival ov Chav night - a new vemed event 4 local students...
de weekly party iz a celebrashun ov chavz - da name givn 2 loudmouded...obnoxiouz ndividualz wid a taste 4 celebrities..hehe..taky fashionz and excessiv amountz of fast food - az dobbaified by Little Britaynz Viky Pollard...
Highlightz of da Sunday night event nclude a kebab eatng race..hehe..a cida drnkng challenge...lyk...chav choon ov de week n a big frnge contest...
'Chav It' takes place every Sunday from 8pm. For further details, call Coyote Wild on 01332 298218
i am a student in my 3rd year and i will be finishing my dissertation on Chav cullture in the next couple of days i have theorised them as a youth subculture and a media constructed moral panic about youths, any thoughts?
It's not just the fake Burberry you have to worry about... it's the obscene site of 'muffin tops': rolls of fat hanging over tight low-slung trousers, the term muffin top describing both the cause and effect. Not to mention the Elizabeth Duke jewellery and poorly etched tattoo on shoulder or lower back... need I say anymore???
Red Haired Girl, Derby
Chav night, what a joke. They need to be destroying all the chavs not promoting those mindless idiots!!
Chavs are pikeys
Sound like a wicked idea, it'll give us chavs a chance to meet up and enjoy a decent night out
yeah as if coyote chav!!! needs to promote chavs, everyweekend the place is dripping with fake burbery!!
Oh no....a night for the Chavs...please no - its bad enough seeing them down here in smelly london, with out encouraging them to move to other areas of the country - especially my beloved home town! Unfortunatly chav is not limited to the working class, it is personified by the post yuppie losers that now own a late 1972 Cortina as their BMW was repossed!
Isn't it Chav night every night at Coyote Wild?