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Your Halloween horrorscope |
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a load of old tosh - your fantastic, free horrorscope... |
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What's
in store for you this Halloween?
Are you in for a big surprise or maybe you're just 'axing' for it?
Only
read on if you're not easily shocked...
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If
it's your birthday this Halloween:
Fame and fortune shall be yours this Halloween. All the world will
fall at your feet and worship your genius, but only if you're called
Mark and you happen to turn 43 this Halloween...*
For
everyone else it's just another round of doom and gloom. Also beware
of hooded figures carrying scythes...
* Any
guesses as to who wrote this? He really is born on Halloween - click
for more evidence. (Sooze)
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