Unsigned Bands

Endorsements from Richard & Judy, Public Image Ltd's Keith Levene and 247's Backbone have only served to fuel their egocentric ambitions.

They write about seedy English misfits, Town Centre stand-offs, travel snobs, acid trips, spiritual gurus, mad scientists, sex addicts, punks gone wrong, riding on buses, holding hands and snakes.

The Assortments have also inspired two new dance crazes, the Stalactite and the Tiza G Dance.

Paul Program, Fletcher Munson, Stevie Mac, James K, Dolores Haze and a revolving door of guest musicians have been fine tuning the musical tractor of the Assortments sound for less than a year.

Click on the links below for more information on The Various Assortments and to hear their latest track.