"Do you hate being asked to give money to charity? Are you fed up with being hassled for donations in inconvenient places such as the street, the office, your home, pubs, clubs, shops and even web sites? The ACC is a profit making organisation dedicated to shutting down annoying non-profit making organisations.
Just one million pounds can buy them a once in a lifetime holiday in the sun. A mere Donations as little as a thousand pounds will help us shut down bogus charities such as ‘Help The Middle Aged’, ‘The Royal Society for The Prevention of Cruelty to Royalty in Society’ and ‘Medical Research into Illnesses That Only Affect Doctors’. For just one hundred thousand pounds we will bomb CND. And for as little as one million we will bury the head offices of Greenpeace in toxic waste.
Please give generously. Go on. You know you want to. Think of the savings."
Last week Dodgy Phil asked you to make life a little more bearable for those condemned to eternal damnation. Did you fancy cheering them up, or are they going to have to manage without the massive palace? Go and have a look.
