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Name : Garry
Occupation : Publican
Favourite drink : Beer, wine, computer fluid, alcopops, crisps, nuts
Likes to say : "Fantastic!", "Bye!", "I'm not stupid. Oh yeah, I am stupid"
Ambition : To get a second job, maybe working in a bar
Hobbies : Watching TV, staring at girls, staring at girls on TV
Loves : Dogs, ponies, TV
Hates : Beetroot
See my: Guide to Drinking
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Name : Barry
Occupation : Publican
Favourite drink : Tea
Likes to say : "Dodgy!", "I dunno about this", "I have seen a world no man should ever see"
Ambition : To have some kind of a life
Hobbies : Worrying, fretting, fidgeting, panicking
Loves : Being pessimistic
Hates : Most other things
See my: Guide to the Cockney Code
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Name : Dodgy Phil
Real name : Unknown
Occupation : Unknown
Favourite drink : A small glass of clear liquid, content unknown
Likes to say : "Ladies, ladies, ladies ...", "Barry, Barry, Barry ...", "Garry, Garry, Garry ..."
Ambition : To sell the Milllennium Bridge to as many American tourists as possible
Hobbies : Ducking, diving, bobbing, weaving, golf
Loves: Dating internationally acclaimed actress Julia Robbins
Hates : Accidentally setting the queen on fire, being diagnosed with echolalia, the "unfortunate incident"
See my: Thoughts on Garry and Barry's guest ale
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