Character Profile

Age: 20
Fave food: Biscuits.
Fave film: Forrest Gump. I especially like the bit where he kills the alien.
Fave pinup: The mayor of Luton.
Hobbies: Drinking's a hobby.
Starsign: Why would I know that?
Fave TV show: Earthy dramas, such as Home Front in the Garden.
Loves: Egg custards. Monkeys.
Hates: Shoes that look like pies and when things fall on my head.