Character Profile

Age: 22
Fave food: Beef dripping butties.
Fave film: That one with all the bees.
Fave pinup: Blue tack.
Hobbies: Smiling at ugly men to make them feel better.
Starsign: Scorpio.
Fave TV show: Anything with the lovely Carol Smillie.
Loves: My friends.
Hates: Women who don't eat.