Will Mellor Interview - Part 1 of 2
What are Will's favourite party tricks? Does he have a favourite chat up line for pulling girls? What was the first record he bought?
Have you ever taken revenge on someone and, if so, how?
I p*ssed in their drink for making me eat brie!!
Were you to write a self-help book, what would the title be?
How to help yourself!!
What was your favourite book to read as a child?
It was a 'choose your own adventure' book (I don't know the title)
What are your phobias?
Polystyrene egg boxes and rubbing balloons (the sounds make my teeth grate).
Describe yourself as a lonely hearts advert...
Lonely... Fancy a shag?!
What was the worst job you ever had and why?
In a factory, picking orders for companies.
If you could hire someone to do a job for you, what would that be?
Have you ever been attracted to a teacher/tutor and, if so, who were they?
I fancied my P.E. teacher, Mr. Eliot (only joking, her name was Miss Butler)
Have you ever made your own clothing? What was it?
I slashed some jeans once in my Bros stage!
Give us a good statistic...
Men think about sex every 6 seconds (well, I do...)
If oranges had never existed, how would you describe their colour to someone?
A mix of yellow and red!!
What was the first record/album you ever bought?
"Frankie" by Sister Sledge.
If you were to write a musical about a famous person's life, who would you base it on and why?
Stevie Wonder: he is simply the best!!
When you wake up in the morning, what's the first thing you smell?
My fingers (I'll leave it there!!)
The Darkness clearly believe in a thing called love - do you?
Predictive texting - good or evil?
Evil (I hate it)
Have you ever blown something up in a microwave and, if so, what was it?
No, I'm not stupid!!
Do you have a recurring dream?
Not at the moment.
In your opinion, which is the best track Tom Jones ever recorded?
Green, Green Grass of Home. (I don't really care)
Facial hair - good or bad?
Good (on a man).
David Beckham. Discuss.
He is a great football player with probably the best right foot in the world and the worst wife!!
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