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Natalie Casey Interview - Part 1 of 2

Is Natalie Casey like her alter ego Donna? We asked her a bunch of questions to find out the answers to those crucial questions like who was the last person she mooned at? And has she ever lied to get her wicked way with someone?

Have you ever taken revenge on someone and, if so, how?

I don't believe in taking revenge. It's a negative expression of emotion. I'd much rather kick someone's arse!

If you could take a course in any subject, what would it be and why?
I would love to be a martial arts expert.

Were you to write a self-help book, what would the title be?
Elvis is dead, GET OVER IT!!

What was your favourite book to read as a child?
1984.

What are your phobias?
Cheap shoes.

Describe yourself as a lonely hearts advert…
SWF seeks SM with GSOH for SEX

What was the worst job you ever had and why?
I've been lucky enough to only have cool jobs. Ha, ha, up yours losers.

If you could hire someone to do a job for you, what would that be?
A cleaner.

Have you ever been attracted to a teacher/tutor and, if so, who were they?
No, teachers suck ass!

Have you ever made your own clothing? What was it?
I once attempted to customise a denim skirt. It was sh*t.

Give us a good statistic...
Statistics are like a fat man's y-fronts. What they reveal is interesting but what they hide is vital!

If oranges had never existed, how would you describe their colour to someone?
A cross between yellow and red of course.

What was the first record/album you ever bought?
"Groove is in the Heart" by Dee-Lite.

If you were to write a musical about a famous person's life, who would you base it on and why?
Bruce Lee because not only was he a true pioneer in the motion picture industry but he was also fit!

When you wake up in the morning, what's the first thing you smell?
The back of my boyfriend's neck.

The Darkness clearly believe in a thing called love - do you?
But of course - it's the meaning of life!

Predictive texting - good or evil?
Good, good, very good.

Have you ever blown something up in a microwave and, if so, what was it?
Yes, eggs!

Do you have a recurring dream?
No.

In your opinion, which is the best track Tom Jones ever recorded?
What's New Pussycat.

Facial hair - good or bad?
Lovely but not on a woman.

David Beckham. Discuss.
I'll pass thanks!

Read part 2 of this Interview...