BBC HomeExplore the BBC
This page was last updated in August 2006We've left it here for reference.More information

8 January 2010
Accessibility help
Text only

Video Player

Clips and interviews Launch


BBC Homepage

Contact Us

Like this page?
Send it to a friend!

 

Series Two, Episode One: ON THE BLOB

First aired 15th April 2002

Two Pints

Donna thinks she's pregnant and Gaz, scared out his wits at the prospect of becoming a father, runs through the streets of Runcorn in his pants. Janet advises Donna to talk to Gaz but according to Donna there's no talking to him, 'just a series of grunts and farts before he falls asleep'.

Following some for-once useful advice from her mum, Donna realises she is not up the duff. But Gaz has adjusted to the idea of being a father, even looking favourably on the chance to be as stable and responsible as Patrick Duffy. Janet tells him that even though he won't be a father, he can still be a 'responsible adult manly man' by having a 'loving adult relationship' with Donna. Inspiration strikes and Gaz invites Donna out on a proper date. Donna is thrilled until she finds herself drinking a can of brew in the promised fine drinking establishment - Gaz's garage.

Meanwhile, Louise exercises her psychic powers and, following the spirits' career advice, Jonny undertakes a new career involving a black leotard….


  • Key Facts

    :: Donna was once caught shoplifting a prawn.

    :: Flo owns a rubber cat suit.

    :: She also has six toes on each foot.

    :: Jonny enjoys eating cat food. He just can't resist 'those meaty chunks in jelly'.

    :: Jonny has a go at being a Mime Artist, complete with black leotard, white gloves and face.

    Jonny

  • The Wisdom of Flo

    When Flo was preggers with Donna, her waters broke in the Wimpy. Flo advises Donna not to trust the salad bar there. 'They may have a sneeze guard but it's no match for embryotic fluid'.

    Flo




About the BBC | Help | Terms of Use | Privacy & Cookies Policy