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Hello.
Thanks for checking out Gareth Keenan's website. I am he.
I was born 17th April, 1971. My star-sign is Aries. I had my horoscope
done by my mum's friend Kath, who is an expert. She said a typical
Aries is
Adventurous
and energetic
Pioneering and courageous
Enthusiastic and confident
Dynamic and quick-witted |
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is exactly right. I am all of these things. I was a bit annoyed that
she hadn't mentioned intelligence but when I asked her if Aries was
intelligent she said definitely. I was embarrassed to ask if Aries
are good lovers because my mum was in the room, but I know the answer
is yes. If any ladies are reading, and want to find out if this is
true, please email me. (If you are a bloke, please do not email me
pretending to be a lady who is up for it. I'm bored of that rubbish.)
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I
am Assistant Regional Manager at Wernham Hogg, which I personally
think is the best paper merchants in Thames Valley area. If you
need to buy some paper in bulk, please e-mail me. (No time wasters.
I'm too busy.)
My
life is like Ibiza Uncut. I have been known to party until 3am and
then get up at 7am to go to work WITHOUT A HANGOVER!!! (Never get
hangovers, don't believe in them.) My defence, your honour, is that
I have the maddest mates this side of a mental home.
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I
am in the TA (Territorial Army).
A
lot of people think that those in the Territorial Army are not real
soldiers. We are. We are well trained, highly disciplined fighting
machines ready for war. We're just not available during the week.
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Other
stuff about me:
My
Ideal Woman
If
I could build my perfect woman (like in the film Weird Science)
it would have:
Legs
: Cameron Diaz
Arse : Kylie Minogue
Stomach : Britney Spears
Breasts : Jordan
Face : Jennifer Lopez
Brain : Winston Churchill
Top 5 Films
Conan The Barbarian
F.X. : The Deadly Art of Illusion
Kickboxer
Timecop
Spaceballs
Favourite
Actor
Wesley
Snipes
Favourite
Band
Mike
And The Mechanics
Favourite
Albums
Jagged
Little Pill - Morrisette
Greatest Hits - Queen
Slippery When Wet - Bon Jovi
Level Best : The Best Of Level 42 - Level 42
Favourite
Songs
Angels
- Williams
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Another Day In Paradise - Collins
Boys Of Summer -Don Henley
Dreadlock Holiday -10cc
It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
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I
once met Emlyn Hughes, who is in my opinion one of the best team
captains they have ever had on Question Of Sport.
My
ambitions :
I
would like to drive the hovercraft.
I
would like to be in the audience at a recording of Live With Chris
Moyles. Just to see if he's as funny off-air as he is on.
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