No matter how many times you watch this, it just gets funnier. Go on. Watch David dance. It is a sight to behold.
David is a footballing wunderkind. Ferdinand, Owen, Becks and Neville eat your hearts out.
Antiquated chauvinism is a stranger to David. He has grasped the New Man nettle with both hands and run with it.
David is the Bob Geldof of the paper merchant world, and the bi-annual Red Nose Day is rigidly adhered to.
David has a cutting and incisive sense of humour. His heroes are Milligan, Cleese, Everett, Sessions.
'I froze your tears and made a dagger...'
David's approach to life is inspired by many great philosophers. Confucious, Descartes, Rimbaud and Botham.
