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The Fast Show

The Suit You tailors, Ken and Kenneth

Me? The 13th Duke of Wymbourne? Here? With my reputation?! Suits you, Sir! Where's my washboard? I was rummaging around in the attic and I found the original copy of The Bible, which was nice. Anyone fancy a pint?

Oi, darling, get your knickers on and get me a cup of tea.  This season I are mostly wearing a thong.  Does my bum look big in this? Ooh, suits you Sir! I was a full six hours in make-up. No offence, I'll get my coat.  Wearing a coat is like making love to a beautiful woman, hardest game in the world.  So different in the old days, small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts.  Chriswaddle!  I can't do the accent.  You ain't seen me, roight?

13th Duke of Wymbourne

It might not be the most logical conversation ever but the fact it's possible at all is a tribute to the range and memorability of the characters in Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson's high-paced, catch-phrase-based sketch show.

Having known each other since University and worked together for years writing for and appearing with Harry Enfield, the pair were looking for a chance to branch out.

After seeing a cut-down showreel of "Harry Enfield and Chums" highlights they were inspired to take a new approach to sketch shows, bringing characters on just long enough to establish a situation and say a catchphrase before whisking them off again.

Joined by Caroline Aherne, Simon Day, Mark Williams, John Thomson and Arabella Weir and with additional writers of the quality of Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan, Bob Mortimer and Craig Cash, the show swiftly became the major purveyor of frivolity to the nation, its catchphrases repeated from bars to boardrooms and pulpits to playgrounds. 

Paul Whitehouse as the 'Brilliant' character

It wasn't all catchphrases though: there were also loving creations such as "Chanel 9", a day-glo vision of EuroTV, its presenters speaking a mix of gibberish and the odd apparently recognisable phrase - Chriswaddle, scorchio, residentsparking.

Scratchy black and white footage announced Arthur Atkinson, a perfectly plausible pre-war comic, right down to the nonsensical "Where's me washboard?" patter.

Even characters such as Rowley Birkin QC, whose unintelligible and extraordinary ramblings - "'Snake! Snake!' she cried!" - always ended in a confession of having been "terribly drunk at the time" had moments of genuine pathos, in Birkin's case leaving him to deliver his catchphrase with tears streaming down his face after telling the tale of his lost love.

Ralph and Ted

And then there were the Ted and Ralph sketches, which saw impoverished young squire Lord Ralph Mayhew eternally striving and failing to strike up a relationship with the object of his desires, aged Irish estate worker, Ted.

The Fast Show ran for three series plus a Ted and Ralph special, as well as a three-part "Last Fast Show Ever", a one-off made up of previously unshown sketches and a theatre tour.

Re-titled in America it was known simply as "Brilliant".  Quite right, too.

Cast

Paul Whitehouse
performer
Charlie Higson
performer
Caroline Aherne
performer
Mark Williams
performer
John Thomson
performer
Simon Day
performer
Arabella Weir
performer
Paul Shearer
performer
Maria McErlane
performer
Robin Driscoll
performer
Felix Dexter
performer
Colin McFarlane
performer
Eryl Maynard
performer

Crew

Caroline Aherne
writer
Paul Whitehouse
writer
Bob Mortimer
writer
Charlie Higson
writer
Dave Gorman
writer
Craig Cash
writer
Arch Dyson
director
John Birkin
director
Mark Mylod
director
Sid Roberson
director
Geoffrey Perkins
executive producer

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