We asked you to send in pitches for Alan to help get his career back on track. The best are posted here. Click the button and more RANDOM pitches for Alan Partridge will be selected. Your Pitches: Partridge in Portree New 12 part live Christmas chat vehicle for Alan Partridge, being based entirely in the small town of Portree over the 12 days of Christmas. Each night, he would interview hilarious local characters in the context of the traditional Xmas song e.g. In the 8th show, he interviews 8 local milk maids etc. Massive, massive Potential. Sent in by: Ross McMahon Touching Cloth Alan hosts gameshow where contestants must bet on how many tea towels the show's resident cloth weavers can make before having to take a toilet break. Can be interdispersed with short textile-related items. Sent in by: Lee Pickett