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Here are all your favourite Alan Partridge quotes.
Context: Alan is trying to get the builder to stay and watch The Spy Who Loved me to protect him from Lynn's new ex-policeman 'friend'
Quote: Alan: How much is a Monkey?
Builder: 500.
Alan: Errr, well how much is a mouse?
Builder: There's no such amount. A pony is 150.
Alan: I'll give you 200, that's a Pony and a bag of hooves!!

Show: Never Say Alan Again
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