Alan earns a six figure income.
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Lynn's notes: Alan received a large number of complaints from farmers after some comments he made about modern agricultural methods on his radio show. Alan needs a new pair of shorts. The lining has perished in his old pair.
Alan beat Cliff Thorburn to the corporate video job with Hamilton's Water Breaks. He needs a replacement wife.
An interview has been arranged for Alan's show with Peter Baxendale-Thomas, hopefully to sort out Alan's dispute with the farmers.
Alan's stand-in wife has left for a part on The Bill.
Some farmers tried to crush Alan with a dead cow. Luckily no permanent damage has been done.
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Radio Norwich: Alan talks to an Angry Farmer about modern agricultural methods.
| | | | | |  Hamilton's Water Breaks
Here are some reasons to consider a Hamilton's Water Break: With the melting of the polar ice caps most of East Anglia will be under water in the next 30 years. So catch the Norfolk Broads while you still can.
Each of Hamilton's boats are fitted with a Saniflow 33 chemical toilet which Alan thoroughly tested with 1lb of mashed up Dundee Cake.
With the onset of global warming and international terrorism more and more people are choosing a holiday here in Britain.
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