BBC HomeExplore the BBC
This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Find out more about page archiving.

28 October 2014
Only Fools and Horses

BBC Homepage
» Only Fools and Horses Prequel: Rock & Chips

Only Fools and Horses
Episode Guides
Xmas Specials

Del's Lingo
Trotters Ethnic Tours
Hooky Street


Contact Us


With over 60 episodes to choose from there are countless classic scenes and one-liners from all the cast. We've got lines from Christmas Crackers in 1981 right up to Strangers On the Shore in 2002. We've also got loads of new quotes from Series Seven.

Scroll through the quotes by clicking either another quote or next.

Back 1 | 50 Next

If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave.
more quotes

Are you quoteable? Get top tips on writing comedy from writersroom, or support, advice and a place to show the world your work at Get Writing or the World Service.
Love Quotes? Get quotes from Ab Fab, Alan Partridge, Angel, Blackadder, Buffy, Coupling, The Fast Show, Only Fools, Red Dwarf Strange, Two Pints, Farscape

About the BBC | Help | Terms of Use | Privacy & Cookies Policy