Take a tequila shot of comedy news, then suck on the lime of credibility.

Short but sweet this week.

Only Fools And Horses fan Peter Aghajanoff is opening a museum dedicated to the sitcom in Bressingham, Norfolk, this weekend even featuring a full-size Trotter living room from Nelson Mandela House. (The People)

Rod Stewart's socialite daughter Kimberly is planning legal action over reports she slept with comic Russell Brand. (New York Post)

Former Python Terry Jones is allergic to kissing men with moustaches, he will tell Dara O'Briain in his forthcoming BBC TWO chat show Turn Back Time. (BBC)

Green Wing's Stephen Mangan reckons he'll never make it in Hollywood because you need 'pecs the size of small animals' to succeed there. (The Scotsman)

Sounds an unlikely combination, but Eddie Murphy is apparently planning to marry 'Scary Spice' Mel B. (Daily Star)