Robbo
Cap Lynn's Key. Natasha stars as Lynn in a sitcom about a woman who puts those coloured plastic 'caps' on the end of door keys. It's a depressing job but she always sees the funny side. (Could have guest stars coming in for their keys capping, but not that Dermot Murnaghan, not enough charisma for comedy.)

Rob M
Kaplinsky Kerplunk. Huge Kerplunk game and kaplinsky as the Ball. great!

Natasha and the Shark
Natasha Kaplinsky and a Great White shark are placed in a swimming pool (filled with salt water, obviously - otherwise the shark will probably die).

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Natasha Kaplinsky, Sophie Rayworth, Sian Williams and Fiona Bruce wrestle it out in a tub of raspberry jelly.

I smell nice too!
Stars Natasha Kaplinsky.

Breakwind
Natasha Kaplinsky on a couch, breaking wind silently in a ladylike manner.

Tris
KAPLIN-SKI's A half hour show seeing Miss K being pushed down the most treachorous ski slopes in the world in her best Red Carpet outfits.

Tom
Gnat-asha Kaplinsky Imaginative sitcom in which Kaplinsky plays the frustrated mother in a disfunctional family of Gnats.

timw
A TV remake of Paris, Texas with Natasha K[apl]inski... surely it's time for her to do some serious drama. Perhaps a leading role in the next Mike Leigh...

johnthegonne
Tasha's Rashers Natasha interviews taxi drivers about important issues of the day over a bacon sandwich and cup of tea. Tasha's Rashes Natasha interviews vegetarians who have broken out in a rash following a bacon sandwich snack with a taxi driver.

Mr Mustard
Natasha's Odyssey: Natasha is given a small boat, 6 months worth of grain based foodstuffs and a camcorder. She is then set adrift somewhere in the Atlantic to see if she can recreate Odysseus's famous voyage. HINT: the BBC may want to get some kind of signed disclaimer for this one.

Natash of the Clones
Miss Kaplinsky sensitively interviews doctors and other experts about stem cell research and spends time on a pastel sofa pouting and wearing rather too much lipgloss with suffers of ailments that may or may benefit from advances in this area of medicine.

Benjo Haines
Raplinsky - Natasha undertooks a course in rap (culture, history, graffiti, freestyling, etc) and then has to try and join a group of famous rappers by persuading them she is good enough. Then, she has to write her own rap song and persuade them to have them sing it and release it.

Marcool
Kaplinski in Minsk(i). The tour de force dancing newsreader is set loose in the salsa clubs of Minsk to find that no-one puts 'baby'in the corner of The Church of Saint Mary Magdeline. Stars Dermot with a mullet.

Ben dover
kaplinsky tests air-bags.

You Slut!
Series in which Julian Clary goes around slandering women at random. Features Natasha Kaplinsky. (Followed by the weather)

Das Kaplinsky
In which Natasha Kaplinsky talks about Marxism without the aid of an autocue. (Follows the weather)

Cheryl Bousfield
In Da House wid Nat and Derm - late night show with Natasha and Dermot, includes natasha trying to see how sexy she can prnounce dermots last name

Joe
'Being Natasha Kaplinsky' - Inspired by the hit film 'Being John Malkovich', a documentary team insert a minute camera and microphone into Natasha's head, giving us privilaged access to her innermost thoughts, hopes and dreams. Laugh with her, cry with her. Be Natasha Kaplinsky.

Si
Nat the Nine o' Clock News. 'Nuff Said.

doug ashington
Kaplinsky kurplunk Natasha talks to important political figures about current world events over a game of the popular children toy .

Kaplinksy in the Kupboard
Natasha gets into a cupboard, the door is shut, and what follows is half an hour of high quality television as the bbc beauty describes the experience.

sarah
the Kerpintski challenge - natasha and a guest celebrity tour pubs over the UK playing drinking games. points awarded for style and originality.

Kapitalinksy Citys
natasha visits the capital cities of all countries beginning with the letter N and talks for half an hour about her childhood and her favourite character from the Magic Roundabout.

Aaron Brown
"Natasha's Famous Mazes" Six-part series exploring famous mazes across the country. But will Natasha ever find her way out of maze one in order to catch up with the crew? Tune in next week to find out...

Nat- attack
Kaplinsky on celebraty wrestling. Possibly as the mystery guest, which manages to enjoy parading around whilst wearing a costume, which can only be described as a purple and green gimp suit. Not only losing their dignity but also the will to live!

J Ho
It's Kaplinsky! - misguided comedy vehicle scripted by Vic & Bob

Gareth Williams
Kaplinsky-Korsakoff. Natasha performs the Flight of the Bumblebee, using only a fork and Lionel Blair.

Mad King Soup
Completely Kaplinsky - A camera crew follows Natasha around 24/7 for a month, including her forthcoming wedding. The public get to vote on who she invites to the reception.

PaulF
"What Nat To Wear" Natasha takes over from Trinny and Suzannah ...

Ian Mack
Natahsa Flashers- Natasha visits known flashers to find out what makes someone want to flash. With hidden camera footage of the flasher of the week in action

Mark Bolt
Klap-plinsky - Natasha investistigates the origins of sexually transmitted diseases.

Ian Mack
Natasha Bashers - Natasha interviews celebrities while they are bashing here with a big furry stick

Wedges
Natasha's Gnashers- Natasha travels around the UK conducting interviews with members of the public who have suffered at the hands of rogue dentists

Tony Lamesma
Replacing Tess: The Kaplinsky Story - Following the semi-successful maternity cover for Tess on TV's "Strictly Come Dancing" Natasha replaces Tess in other areas of daily life and gets to live with TV funnyman Vernon Kaye in this fly-on-the-wall docutainment. The cameras roll and the tension between the her and Vernon (based on their very different presenting styles) mounts. Gold dust! 20 million veiwers, easy.

Ricardo
No offense but that blog just isn't funny. I could write a funnier one using my buttocks to hold the pencil. Must have taken you about three minutes tops, very poor, mediocre if you will. the bbc can delete this messege if you want, the truth hurts, i know.

Maximo's Park
Kaplinsky's sky. She just looks up at clouds for an hour. Can be in different locations each episode.

James Morgan
Natasha's Welsh Rafts Natasha is deposited in a deprived South Wales valley community (different one each episode: Cynon, Rhondda, Rhymney etc.) and required to construct a raft using such materials as she finds or is able to negotiate from locals, all in order that she can ride downstream to Cardiff for the programme's finale. Thusly are both her ingenuity AND sailing/shipbuilding expertise tested.

Nelly The Ellie
Natasha's Fat Slappers - Natasha uncovers all about the kappa clad world of massive fag wielding women.

Dave the peg
Kaplinsky Radzinski - Natasha and the Fulham striker present a new daytime show of relaxed showbiz and sport chat from a sofa in Wigan.

Chad
T Time with Kerplinsky An alternative to Richard n Judy and that bloke who dresses as a woman Natasha interviews Mr T about various issues as well as giving away money in stupidly easy phone in comptitions

lemmy
Natashawick Green. This is essentially Camberwick Green but all the characters have personal problems and need to be sensitively interviewed by Natasha. Windy Miller has had problems with prescribed medication. etc.

Jonno
Kaplinsky Sunday. A day in the life of Natasha as she goes about a normal Sunday wearing skis.

David Atkinson
Natasha does comedy. Natasha recreates famous comedy sketches with showbiz chums. Starting off with her and Eamonn Holmes recreating Morecombe and Wise's Breakfast sketch.

Hennell
Clebrity Kerplunksky - Natasha hosts a show where clebritys are stuck in a tube and fall down as poles are removed.

Curly
'Tash in the Attic - Natasha shows off some of her graceful Strictly Come Dancing moves in people's loft conversions.

robbo Snobbo
Breakfist - Natasha and Dermot have a early morning bare-knuckle fight in a ring made of burning oil drums and carafes of water stolen off their table.