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WINNER - The Upholstered Assassin
Taking the form of a 1940's reclining chair, The Upholstered Assassin lures its prey with promises of shiny lost euro coins down the back of its seat. Once a weary traveller puts their hands down the back of its crevices to search, the upholstered assassin reclines, sucking its victim into the world of Sof-fury.
A patchwork world of zips, needles and nightmares, The Upholstered Assassin is often accompanied by the wee pillow men of floral persuasion. Their passion for song and dance, combined with an intense fear of Ikea, makes them formidable opponents.
The Upholstered Assassins weakness lies in the depths of its padding, for only in the darkest corners of the world of Sof-fury, can The Chairman of the Genres of Flair put an end to the madness of bad taste.
- by Lauren Atkinson
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