Series One - Episode One
Sketches in this Episode
First aired BBC THREE 16.09.2003
1. Vicky Pollard - Classroom Part I. Vicky hasn't done her Lord Kitchener Essay.
2. Sebastian and Michael. Meet Gregory from the Treasury.
3. Emily Howard - In the pub. 'You're a lovely looking lady.'
4. Lou and Andy - At the opera.
5. Kelsey Grammar School - Great Expectations.
6. Jason and Nan - First Meeting.
7. Pianist "Where's me bag?"
8. Kenny Craig - Hypnotist. Kenny with a date in a restaurant.
9. Dennis Waterman - Shakespeare. 'Mr Mac Beff is a naughty man.'
10. Marjorie Dawes and Fatfighters - Broken Scales.
11. Ray McCooney - Soup.
12. Lou and Andy - Diving Board.
13. Daffyd - Introduced to Hywel, a gay from Cardiff.
14. Vicky Pollard - Classroom Part II. Teacher reads the Kitchener essay out loud.
15. Black and White Minstrels - Listening to the radio.
16. World Record Attempt - Bath of Beans.