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Character Guide

Emily Howard and Florence

Emily and Florence

Whether it be taking afternoon tea together, or visiting the ballet, Emily and Florence are just two ladies going about their ladylike business, like any other normal ladies.


True, Emily used to play left back for QPR, and Florence has a moustache, but make no mistake, these are real ladies, and definitely not a couple of rubbish transvestites. Merci beaucoup!

LISTEN: Radio - Emily in the video shop »

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Emily and Florence play mixed doubles

Emily: Florence, do as I do and watch how they don't suspect a thing. (Calling out) Ready, gentlemen!

Tennis player: Well, have you got any balls?

Emily: Oh no, we are ladies.

Tennis player: Tennis balls...

Emily: Oh sorry, silly me, I thought you meant b****cks.

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