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Dennis Waterman

Dennis Waterman

Many legends of stage and screen have graced the door of showbiz agent Jeremy Rent, and you'll often find him having a little bit of trouble finding work for client Dennis Waterman.

Dennis Waterman

Teeny weeny Dennis keeps turning down scripts to TV shows because he always wants to "star in it, write the feem toon, sing the feem toon", leaving Jeremy somewhat exasperated.

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Macbeth Feem Toon

Dennis' suggestion for a title song for Macbeth:

Mr MacBeff is a naughty man
Do do do do do
He's gone and killed another man
Do do do do do
I hath a good idea
Just thou keep me near
I'll be so good for the Scottish Play

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