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Swiss Toni and PaulSwiss: When you’re selling a car to man, it all comes down to who’s got the biggest todger. You have to make him think that his is bigger. But, in order to sell it to him, you have to know that yours is the biggest. You have to keep telling yourself, 'I’ve got the biggest todger in the world'.
Paul: I've got the biggest todger in the world.
Swiss: It's not as big as mine, Paul. It's not as big as mine.

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