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24 September 2014
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The Suit You Tailors

Two of The Fast Show's most enduring characters, the Suit You tailors, Ken and Kenneth, spawned a generation of people who can't pass a certain high street menswear retailer without a smirk.

Suit You!The sex-obsessed pair sidle up to customers and then unleash a torrent of filthy suggestions about their client's personal life.

'Were you with a lady last night sir? Did she want it sir? Ooh, suit you!'

Suit you with Johnny DeppThe Fast Show's most famous fan, Johnny Depp, appeared with the Kenneths in The Last Fast Show Ever. He played a bewildered American who is thoroughly quizzed about his sexual antics since arriving in the country. Surrounded on both sides by excited tailors, Johnny 'ooh'-ed along like a trouper.

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