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24 September 2014
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Let's Offroad!
The Offroaders

Simon Bush and Lyndsay Mottram are trying to impress the Association of Offroaders by making a video of their intrepid outdoor adventures. With the help of their mate Baz on camera, they make their way round the countryside demonstrating how to cope with rough terrain.

Simon and Lyndsay try to survive on mushrooms.The original Offroad vehicle is nicknamed The Beast, and singularly fails to perform whenever the camera is on. With their battle cry of 'Let's offroad!', Simon and Lyndsay invariably don't manage to get The Beast to move, whether it's because they're stuck in mud or jammed against a bank.

The Offroaders also turn their hands to all manner of other outdoor pursuits, including whitewater rafting, paintballing and mountaineering. No amount of bravado could disguise the fact that, when push comes to shove, they are crap.

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