Schoolgirl Janine Carr has a unique view of the world. She loves Brian Harvey, 'Sir Cliff Richards' and her grandma. She also thinks that sausages don't really count as meat because there is no such animal as a 'sausage'.
She has a baby girl called Chelsea, and thinks that her dad is old fashioned as he doesn't think you should have a baby till you've left school.
She's keeping schtum about who Chelsea's dad is because, as she points out, 'It's not fair to grass on your headmaster.'