Lost in Translation

Spoof German techno duo Die Clatterschenkenfietermaus were very excited the other night when they heard that a man from Perrier would be in the audience.

The box office at the Café Royal confirmed the request so, despite their nerves, the pair performed their best in an attempt to impress their special guest.

Only later did the find out that he was the man delivering the water, blagging a free ticket.

Tch.

From our man at the Fest, Steve Bennett