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  4. REMEMBER THIS 14/10/02

watch the clipWatch a clip from Episode Four -
Drink doesn't help two lovers collide.
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Sally is surprised to say the least when Patrick arrives at her flat at three in the morning to get rid of a spider for her. It turns out that he dreamt her distress call. What can this mean? Does Patrick subconsciously want to protect Sally? More shockingly, does Patrick have a subconscious?

Encouraged by their friends, Sally and Patrick independently tell the story of how they first met. It was at Susan's office party. The attraction was instant. Sally got horribly drunk and the two of them had a romantic embrace in the cloakroom. We see the scene from both points of view: the inebriated Sally believed she was acting cool when she gave Susan's phone number to Patrick. Sober Patrick actually remembers that it was Sally's number he was asking for.

Back in the present, the pair are troubled by the fact that they have got close, and yet never seem to get any closer. Nothing is ever going to happen between them now. Patrick and Sally agree to see less of each other.

The Wisdom of Jeff: "You know jelly-wrestling... which is basically jelly with women wrestling in it... OK, well, think about this. Afterwards, after the wrestling, what happens to the jelly? Because you could sell that. That is a missed opportunity. You could bottle it and sell it... You take the women out first, obviously."

Most embarrassing moment:
Patrick jumps on to Sally's bed, highly irritated, demanding where this spider is so he can get rid of it quickly. Sally's introduces him to the naked man who is cowering under the duvet.

Quick question:What music did Sally always plan to have playing in the background when she first kissed The One?
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