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  1. SPLIT 23/09/02

watch the clipWatch a clip from Episode One -
Susan proves she's "not that desperate."
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The action begins where it left off at the end of series 2 - Steve and Susan have had an argument about their future, and Susan storms out of Steve's flat in tears. The screen splits into two and we follow what happens to both Steve and Susan simultaneously.

While Steve tries repeatedly to ring Susan, his courage failing ever time, the girls are locked in a debate over the merits of 1471, and what it means if the phone "chirps". Eventually the tension at both ends of the phone gets too much. The boys and the girls set out for "the Temple of Woman': the girls' case, a beauty salon; in the boys' case, a lap dancing club.

Steve gets hideously drunk, and phones Susan as soon as he gets home, pleading that she come back to him. She does just that.
The Wisdom of Jeff: "Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own."

Most embarrassing moment:
When Susan comes back to Steve in the middle of the night she decides to wake him by giving him a bit of intimate pleasure. It's just a shame that Patrick and Jeff have got a grandstand view from their hiding place.

Quick question: How long did Jane go out with Steve?
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