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  5. THE GIRL WITH TWO BREASTS 09/06/00

Jeff
Jeff and co. can’t take their eyes of a beautiful stranger in their local bar. And the girl can't take her eyes off Jeff. Jeff goes over to talk to her, only to discover that she doesn’t speak a word of English, which to Jeff of course is quite a relief. Her interpreter, Alice, tells Jeff she’s Israeli, then whisks her away.

The next day the girl is back and Jeff attempts to chat her up. With neither speaking a word of the other’s language, it is an utter disaster. The girl is led to believe that Jeff fancies Alice, not her. Jeff is led to believe that 'Shadayim' is the girl’s name, when in fact it’s Hebrew for 'breast'. The heartbroken girl reluctantly arranges for Alice to meet Jeff at the bar the next day. When Jeff says to Alice, 'I’m sorry, I was expecting Shadayim,' the flat-chested Alice punches him in the face.

The Wisdom of Jeff: "I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding."


Most embarrassing moment:
It's a tough call, but a particularly squirm-worthy moment is when Jeff shouts "breasts" in Hebrew across the crowded bar. Steve gives him a thumbs-up and shouts "breasts" back. Oy veh.

Quick question: Who is the beautiful actress who plays 'the girl'?
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Series One
Flushed

Size Matters

Sex, Death and Nudity

Inferno

The Girl With Two Breasts

The Cupboard of Patrick's Love


Series Two
The Man With Two Legs

My Dinner In Hell

Her Best Friend's Bottom

The Melty Man Cometh

Jane and the Truth Snake

Gotcha

Dressed

Naked

The End of the Line


Series Three
Split

Faithless

Unconditional Sex

Remember This

The Freckle, The Key, And The Couple Who Weren't

The Girl With One Heart

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps


Series Four
Nine and a Half Minutes

Night Lines

Bed Time

Circus of the Epidurals

The Naked Living Room

Nine and a Half Months



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