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  2. SIZE MATTERS 19/05/00

the friends in the bar
Susan and Steve prepare to go on their first date (or at least, their first date without their friends gatecrashing.) Susan suggests that she’ll cook, sparking debate as to whether that means she’s inviting Steve to have sex too.

Susan tells Sally - and Steve - that Patrick is particularly well-endowed. This leaves Sally with a tricky dilemma: she’s always sworn never to have sex with a Tory, but Patrick is a very big boy... Meanwhile, Steve is increasingly intimidated by Patrick’s huge reputation, until Susan finally puts him at ease.

The Wisdom of Jeff: "I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you’re a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her."


Most embarrassing moment:
Steve phones Susan for the first time, but can’t think of anything to say. The pause is so long it takes on a horrible life of its own - "like the Blob", in Jeff’s words.

Quick question: Susan keeps pictures of which celebrity in her bedside cabinet?
Find out...


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Series One
Flushed

Size Matters

Sex, Death and Nudity

Inferno

The Girl With Two Breasts

The Cupboard of Patrick's Love


Series Two
The Man With Two Legs

My Dinner In Hell

Her Best Friend's Bottom

The Melty Man Cometh

Jane and the Truth Snake

Gotcha

Dressed

Naked

The End of the Line


Series Three
Split

Faithless

Unconditional Sex

Remember This

The Freckle, The Key, And The Couple Who Weren't

The Girl With One Heart

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps


Series Four
Nine and a Half Minutes

Night Lines

Bed Time

Circus of the Epidurals

The Naked Living Room

Nine and a Half Months



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