So Beckham's gone to Spurs. But wouldn't it be great to get the insider scoop on all the deals he turned down? Now you can because we've kidnapped his mobile phone and we're digging through all his texts to Harry Redknapp, Avram Grant, and even Steve Kean!
20th January 2011
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Comment number 21.
WaveyDavey00711th February 2011 - 16:04
Again - waasn't that bad !!
All the haters should really calm down - If I hear "wasting my license fee" again I will get ANONYMOUS to start contacting you all - they'll find you all !!!!
Hercule Poirot = I wouldn't expect you to appreciate 21st Century humour - aren't you WELL over 150 years old by now ??
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Comment number 20.
EFWinHarlem26th January 2011 - 1:44
I thought it was funny(not die laughing funny). Glad to see at least half of the people making comments agree.
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Comment number 19.
HERCULE POIROT17th January 2011 - 13:30
Really unfortunate, another waste of time and effort in a lot of peoples opinion - In fact all 12 of us around this computer!
Nevermind, there is always The Onion, B3TA or Some FOD skits.
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Comment number 18.
Bertie Magoo - The Bitter Blue14th January 2011 - 15:05
I didnt think it was too bad either. made me chuckle when Rio came up and Merked him and then the baby names. dont think it was as bad as people are making out...
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Comment number 17.
The Realist14th January 2011 - 14:38
Was good! The first 5 posters have no sense of humour at all.
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