Brat brings a new playmate into The Shed - the voluptuous Lady Bear Bear. The woman is quite literally filth on a stick, but somehow projects that beautiful innocence only found in the eyes of your new puppy as it defecates in your favourite slippers. Bear is of course thrilled with this coquettish addition to the shed, and turns on a bit of special. Personally, having met Bear, I find he has the charm of a damp tweed suit, but perhaps when he switches it on, he turns flip mode squad and hooches like the best of us. Well that is unless Brat has his wicked way.
23rd March 2010
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Double Diamond24th March 2010 - 17:22
Trying to find something positive to say about this. It has colours. Um. That's it.
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gumbee24th March 2010 - 14:50
Hilarious! LOL as the balloon grew. watch it in private!
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