19 March 2008
Ms Moss surfaces in Paris
The Heather Mills and Paul McCartney divorce epic has taken up so many column inches in today's newspapers that there isn't much room for anyone else.
That said, very sorry an' all that but we just can't face yet another in-depth analysis of the court case, the settlement, the unpleasantries, the... zzzzzz. But HEAMIL is at to 25.82 and rising this morning if anyone's still awake.
So we're turning our attentions to some of our more deserving celebrities instead, starting with Kate Moss, who seems to have gone to ground over the last few weeks, probably because she's been off accompanying her boyf, Jamie Hince of The Kills, on tour.
But the loved-up couple have broken cover in Paris, where the Daily Mirror reports that they were "roaming the streets... at 4am..." and The Sun draws a quaint parallel between Kate and a vampire – presumably because she's shown licking Jamie's neck. Most amusing.
Sir Alan Sugar gets a fair bit of exposure today as the line-up of candidates is announced for next week's new series of The Apprentice and Madonna went out with her husband Guy Ritchie last night, which will be a welcome relief to marriage-watchers everywhere.
And some of our celebs have started their Easter hols, with Kate Middleton and Prince Wills on the ski slopes somewhere in the Alps and Nicole Kidman barefoot, pregnant and on Bondi Beach. Bonzer.
Isn't it comforting to know that, away from all the courtroom melodrama, life in Celeb-land proceeds pretty much as usual?
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