01 May 2003
In the murky world of showbiz, tales of things not being as they seem are commonplace, so it's no surprise to find out that some of the crocodiles on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! may have been as real as Jordan's assets.
That font of all knowledge, the super soar-away Sun, reveals that when Catalina Guirado plunged into the pit full of crocs, some of the larger specimens may have been of the non-living variety. According to the double pager, there are no native crocs in the area and the only ones in the swamp were babies, specially thrown in.Wayne Sleep with waffles strapped to his head. Frankly it's one of the more bizarre spectacles we have seen reported as news in recent times, but we expect odder things to follow in the coming days.
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