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Joel Defries
About Joel Defries
- If I grew my hair long I would have the curliest locks in the world.
- I went to a sixth form college for girls!
- I enjoy nothing more than baking a cake.
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Yes Andy. We all know you're stronger than me, no need to show off. (Weedy Joel will win one day, one day I tell you!)
If you should come across a herd of cows in the road, take my advice; don't run, don't move, don't startle them - and wait for someone to come and help.
So, I'm not quite sure what had happened here, but needless to say it resulted in me pulling this face. Which, I'm sure you'll agree, is positively hilarious.
I am Joel Defries; half human, half giant preying mantis!
I have come to the conclusion that I just do not look good in hats.
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"My feet are my worst enemy!"Watch
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Happy Chanukah everyone - the festival of light starts today! Are you celebrating it?
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October 2009Joel's discusses Jedward and moon-walking squirrelsFriday 29/10/2009
Hello Viewers.
How are you? I would like you to shout your answer loudly at the screen I will try to hear you all with the powers of my mind. Ready… on 3...2....1 SHOUT RESPONSE!! Ooh you all seem to be very well so that is good.
In my last entry I asked you to put your guesses forward as to who you thought was going to win the X factor. The response was mixed. Mattie said "Hi Joel, I think Olly Murs is going to win and I hated Jamie Afro, thank goodness he left". Addicted to Chocolate said about Jedward that it "annoys me that the good singers get kicked off and they stay", Leah Says ... "Yoo, I LOVE the twins, I hope they stay in the competion as it would be funny if one off them fell of the stage and the other one dived to help him"
Whereas Helen (but not the BP one!) said "Strictly Come Dancing is a much better programme" and S said "I don’t like the X factor it is boring". I'm very glad that my comments encouraged debate, I am like a school master except that the subject I was encouraging you to debate is not really very educational!.
Well Jedward are gone. They have bought joy to many of you, with their silly haircuts, funny identical faces and their baby like dance moves. I bet they never age, like weird human man children, they are probably about 45 but still look 12.
Moving away from the Factor of X…I am going to India soon. Serious Joel now - Thanks for all your gowns. They have been excellent, you are all lovely designers. I think the kids in India will be really happy with the effort you put in to the gowns. You make us all very proud, and that is not even me joking. You are the best viewers a show could hope for. Thanks guys.
So keeping in the habit of asking you to write me something, Xmas is round the corner! Send an Xmas card and tell me what would be the most ridiculous present one could receive? Let your imagination run wild. I was thinking a squirrel who was trained to moonwalk. Although I don’t have a garden… I could keep it in my room and make it moonwalk my tea over to me in the morning (that is a terrible example, do better than that please).
I love reading all your messages and believe me I read them all, because I get so many less than Helen and Andy. Although those who respond focus on quality, we are all part of an elite club called the "Elite Joel Club". It is the best club to be in.
Bye, and Happy Crimble,
Joel
xoxo
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hey joel u r so funny u make me laugh with your jokes i want joe to win!! JOE TO WIN
I want stacy to win on the Xfactor, who do you want to win?
which blue peter badge do you want the most and why?
bye!
hey joel how do you do that shouting thing?
P.S do you like stacey,joe or olly to win xfactor
wow some of them messages are waaayyy long! Anyway i watched blue peter 2day and it was great! I saw diversity on the show and i was kissing the TV!!! (Embaressed when my Mum came in though!LOL) Diversity definitely inspire me and i can do 7 break dance moves! i want to go on blue peter and show you what i can doo!!! yeah! peace out lol! speak soon!
hey joel,i think you are amazing and i do not belive i am saying this but a girl in my class who is 9 loves you .here name is hannah.i am going onto the subject of x factor i think there new single is really good.I love so so much i keep recording it and watching it all over again.I still do not beilive Lucy went out,she is better than Jedward.Jedward were dreadful singers but brillant entertaniers,I think Ollie will come first then stacey then Joe but all my freinds are saying Joe but I keep saying YEAH RIGHT.Speak to you soon and thanks for listening and sorry if it is to long.BYRBYe
Ooh going to india sounds fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've got to try the hot chicken curry because it is so yummy! I have it for lunch sometimes. But beware it's super hot - and i mean it!
Ooh going to india sounds fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You've got to try the hot chicken curry because it is so yummy! I have it for lunch sometimes. But beware it's super hot - and i mean it!
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i love watching merlin it is great
and i love blue peter. Me and my brother would like to become presenters.
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