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Joel Defries
About Joel Defries
- If I grew my hair long I would have the curliest locks in the world.
- I went to a sixth form college for girls!
- I enjoy nothing more than baking a cake.
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Yes Andy. We all know you're stronger than me, no need to show off. (Weedy Joel will win one day, one day I tell you!)
If you should come across a herd of cows in the road, take my advice; don't run, don't move, don't startle them - and wait for someone to come and help.
So, I'm not quite sure what had happened here, but needless to say it resulted in me pulling this face. Which, I'm sure you'll agree, is positively hilarious.
I am Joel Defries; half human, half giant preying mantis!
I have come to the conclusion that I just do not look good in hats.
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There are SO many monkeys out here! Did you know that they are sacred in India?
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October 2009Joel's discusses Jedward and moon-walking squirrelsFriday 29/10/2009
Hello Viewers.
How are you? I would like you to shout your answer loudly at the screen I will try to hear you all with the powers of my mind. Ready… on 3...2....1 SHOUT RESPONSE!! Ooh you all seem to be very well so that is good.
In my last entry I asked you to put your guesses forward as to who you thought was going to win the X factor. The response was mixed. Mattie said "Hi Joel, I think Olly Murs is going to win and I hated Jamie Afro, thank goodness he left". Addicted to Chocolate said about Jedward that it "annoys me that the good singers get kicked off and they stay", Leah Says ... "Yoo, I LOVE the twins, I hope they stay in the competion as it would be funny if one off them fell of the stage and the other one dived to help him"
Whereas Helen (but not the BP one!) said "Strictly Come Dancing is a much better programme" and S said "I don’t like the X factor it is boring". I'm very glad that my comments encouraged debate, I am like a school master except that the subject I was encouraging you to debate is not really very educational!.
Well Jedward are gone. They have bought joy to many of you, with their silly haircuts, funny identical faces and their baby like dance moves. I bet they never age, like weird human man children, they are probably about 45 but still look 12.
Moving away from the Factor of X…I am going to India soon. Serious Joel now - Thanks for all your gowns. They have been excellent, you are all lovely designers. I think the kids in India will be really happy with the effort you put in to the gowns. You make us all very proud, and that is not even me joking. You are the best viewers a show could hope for. Thanks guys.
So keeping in the habit of asking you to write me something, Xmas is round the corner! Send an Xmas card and tell me what would be the most ridiculous present one could receive? Let your imagination run wild. I was thinking a squirrel who was trained to moonwalk. Although I don’t have a garden… I could keep it in my room and make it moonwalk my tea over to me in the morning (that is a terrible example, do better than that please).
I love reading all your messages and believe me I read them all, because I get so many less than Helen and Andy. Although those who respond focus on quality, we are all part of an elite club called the "Elite Joel Club". It is the best club to be in.
Bye, and Happy Crimble,
Joel
xoxo
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Hey Joel! long time no speak! I've been reeeally busy with 6th form :( How was your summer trip?
I soo agree with you Jeward were awful! They soo should have gone on BGT.
Ridiculous present? How about Jeward as the new Blue Peter presenters?*shudder*
speak soon love hannah1193 xxx
lloyd has gone out since jedward.
xmas rocks!! the most STUPID XMAS PRESENT EVER would be would be a tiny sheet of paper ripped into shreds, I mean, who would send THAT?? And, on top of that, who would WANT it??
i think the silliest chrismas present would be a plate of eggs which sand happy birthday in a voice like Jedward
Lolz,
Joe to win x factor
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hi i think this web site is orsome i cant wait for people to read this it is great yey yey yey!!!!
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Now to x factor I love the x factor!!! so much better that strictly and I'm a celebraty!!!!! I now want all of them to win they are just such good singers!!! I don't want any of them to go!!! Who do you want to win the factor of x?
The strangest prezzie i can think of is probably an animal with a strange trick just liker you moonwalking squirrel lol. sorry it's a very long message!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ps. PLEASE REPLY!!!! The 1st half of the message is in a different one sorry it is soo long!!!
I like the idea of the elite JOEL club ( I think JOEL should be in capitals cos you are the leader!!!:):):):)) I am SOO in!!! Once again I ask you why does the compitition oraginsers make the age limit 12 for the completly AMAZING BRILLINT WACKY FUN AMAZING compitions? It is really annoying cos I am now 13 and so I can't enter the completly AMAZING BRILLINT WACKY FUN AMAZING comps any more and I used to love entering them. I would have loved to enter that dr who one. Why can't they do a different age group for maybe 13 ?
PLEASE FIND OUT FOR ME AND REPLY ON YOUR PAGE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! (puppy dog eyes :'() I have got the rest of the message in a different message cos it is too long
hey joel i hope you guys have a great christmas,did you know that i have a a godfather he's really annoying but otherwise he's ok i do rugby on tuesdays so i might miss it but hopefully i will see you cooking for the cast and crew of merlin. merlin is fave programme i love it i love the way of the tension and exiecment of it all my fave is arthur and merlin do u watch merlin joel? if u do who is your fave speak to u soon
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Hey Joel! long time no speak! I've been reeeally busy with 6th form :( How was your summer trip?
I soo agree with you Jeward were awful! They soo should have gone on BGT.
Ridiculous present? How about Jeward as the new Blue Peter presenters?*shudder*
speak soon love hannah1193 xxx
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