CBBC Office: Ask the Stars: Chris and Dodge

19th December 2011

The festive season is well and truly upon us, and here at CBBC Chris and Dodge T. Dog are feeling so Christmassy that they couldn't wait to sit down to answer your yuletide Messageboard questions.

Read on as the boys spread their own unique brand of Christmas cheer by answering posers such as what treats they'd like to find under the tree, their favourite Christmas songs and, erm...why do cows smell???

The festive season is well and truly upon us, and here at CBBC Chris and Dodge T. Dog are feeling so Christmassy that they couldn't wait to sit down to answer your yuletide Messageboard questions!

Chris: Hello Boardies, Chris and Dodge here!

Dodge: My name's Dodge and I'm Hacker's half brother...I'm the one with the ears! Do you have any questions for one of us?

What would be you ideal christmas morning? - PlumFurryBee

Dodge: Mine would be, I'd wake up late once everyone's had their christmas dinner, and I'd go down to the bins and have a little sniff around and eat all the leftovers. And I call that the Christmas sniff.

Chris: That's disgusting! I'd like to try something different, like waking up late and having a bacon buttie and a cup of tea...

Dodge: You do that everyday!

If you had three wishes, what would they be? - CreamEcstaticBoing

Chris: My first wish would be to meet Karen Gillen again, my second wish would be to kiss Karen Gillen, my third one would be to fly off somewhere on holiday with Karen Gillen and stay there forever and forever.

Dodge: My would be to have a bone for Christmas My second one would be for there to be no cats. The third one would be a nice little velvet suit that fits me.I would like that. Can I have it in purple, that suit?

To Chris, if you were allowed to go anywhere on christmas day, where would you go? To Dodge, same question as Chris. P.S. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY - RedVolcanicClownfish

Chris: Somewhere with lots of snow, in case it doesn't snow here.

Dodge: Like Australia.

Chris: Not entirely sure it's snowing there now.

Dodge: To RedVolcanicClownfish, same answer as Chris.

What would you like for christmas? - BlueBlackTitchyFirefly

Chris: Karen Gillen. Hahahaha. Knowing that's an impossibility, in all honesty there's quite a lot of books I'd like to read.

Dodge: BORING!! Write DR Who figures

Chris: No I've already got 52 Dalaks.

Dodge: Meat now for me!

Chris: Always with the meat...

Dodge: I think Hacker's going to buy me something this year.

Say hi to hacker from me and what do you think is the best bit about christmas? - RedCaramelSinger

Dodge: Hacker's not here, but I'll let him know when I see him. The best thing about Christmas is when you open all them things up there's loads of empty boxes and I like to play inside them What do you like Yonk? Me ain't it?

Chris: Best thing about Christmas… would say friends and family, but Dr.Who Special is on and that clearly takes the biscuit.

Dodge: I like biscuits. Meat biscuits.

what are u going to get dogge for christmas !! xx - PurpleChocolateWerewolf

Dodge: I'm going to close my ears. I've got big ears.

Chris: Okay, he's done it. Well, for starters that's the greatest username ever.

Dodge: I heard that!

Chris: That's not your present! I was thinking of buying him a brand new clean bin to play with...

Dodge: But I only like the dirty ones...

Chris: You're not supposed to be listening. The bin's more for me if I'm honest

I LOVE CBBC!!!! My question is if you got to chose to name a raindeer, what would you call it? P.S: LOVE U GUYS especially dogde x - PearlMusicalCurrant

Chris: WOW. Um..

Dodge: I'd call it Doger. Dasher, Dancer, Dodger. Mine would have a puruple nose.

Chris: I would call mine Yonko. It's good to get your branding out there.

hey! what is your favourite christmas song of all time??????? - LilacPancakeGiraffe

Dodge: I like the one we sung on CBBC Extra *sings* Dance around this Christmas. You can see that song on the red button now!

Chris: Can I say Mariah Carey's 'All I want for Christmas is You' - and I know the harmonies. And there's one by Queen that's very good too.

Here's my question ..............If you had ONE BILLION pounds, what would you do with it ? So awnser quick,quick,quick !!!!

your frend

TopazKiteDolphin!!! - TopazKiteDolphin

Chris: Are you sure you've not got me mixed up with Iain?

Dodge: What about me?!

Chris: As sad as this sounds, I'd probably give it all to charity.

Dodge: Buy me a new kennel?

Chris: And buy Dodge a new kennel.

Dodge: And a boat

Chris: and a boat.

Dodge: And a pool.

Chris: Stop now…

Dodge: And a rubber ring… and a slide...

Dodge, how do you get that awesome hair???? Eshika - IndigoPizzaMandarin

Dodge: Well, thank you very much. I'll tell you shortly. This is not hair, this ears, you see. I comb them every day. I use special treatments on them. Sometimes I even shampoo and condition them!

Chris: Mine's all natural, thanks

Hi Chris/Yonko, hi Dodge, If you had your very own CBBC show, what would you call it? Love from GingerLoudGuava xxx

P.S. Mine would be called CBBC Star Party because I love CBBC and I love parties, plus I love ALL the CBBC Stars (including you two)!!! - GingerLoudGuava

Chris: What's to say we're not making a show right now?

Dodge: But we're not...

Chris: Yeah thanks mate, I was trying to sound like we were important and showbiz. Failing that, I'd love to be in your show.

Dodge: I don't want you to be in my show, Yonko. I'd like to have one called 'Dodge's Doings'.

Give me 10 and half reasons why you like christmas? - ApricotDottyDudette

Chris: We're running out of time, so we can only give you half a reason. My favourite thing about Christmas is when the-

Dodge: There's your half.

Why do cows smell? - RedVioletPickleHoneyBee

Dodge: Because they never brush their teeth.

Dodge: I hope you have a merry Christmas. And remember, a dog is for life, not just for Christmas…

Chris: Really? Great… does that mean I still have to work with you after the big day. Also, if you have any time over Christmas, tune into the CBBC Channel, especially on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day

Dodge: Or on any day.

Chris: Because we've got some really big treats in store!

Dodge: Merry Christmas!! And a barking New year. Woof.