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It's a mild March evening, and I'm waiting on the harbourside,
next to the fountain which cascades down the steps.
Normally,
I'd be waiting for one of the blue-and-yellow "waterbuses"
that the Bristol Ferry Boat Company runs for commuters.
But
tonight, I'm catching The Word Boat: an evening of live prose
and poetry on a floating venue.
As
the words unfold from six performers, we'll be touring Bristol's
historic harbour, from Hotwells to Temple Meads.
Stepping
onto the Elizabeth is a step backwards in time.
This
is not one of the usual Bristol Ferry boats: this Edwardian
vessel is smaller, more intimate, with large windows to prevent
the dark wood interior from being claustrophobic.
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with a bar, a PA system, and even a flushing toilet, she is
the perfect setting for some traditional entertainment.
Dan,
the skipper, gives us a safety announcement, and the reassurance
that the Elizabeth has just had the maritime equivalent of
a full service, so "all the holes should've been filled in."
and we set off.
It's dusk as we set off past the Watershed and head out under
Pero's Bridge into the harbour.
Nicola
Padden, a crew member on the ferries and a writer herself,
is the force behind The Word Boat. She is also our MC.
She
explains that the artists are performing for free: every penny
will go to CLIC, a charity for children with cancer or leukemia.
First
up is Julian Ramsey-Wade. A long-time poet, he starts with
a piece which is half-poetry, half-history lesson, written
for Bristol's European City of Culture bid.
'Lampoonerate'
Following on with an unashamedly adoring love poem, and a
reading of a piece by Jean Hathaway, Julian moves into the
realm of current affairs.
He
drops into a US accent for a poem in the style of a presidential
address.
Though the President is never named, the target is clear,
as the poem's lapses of language "uniquify" and
"lampoonerate" a leader who promises to crush anyone
with "weapons of mass destructionalism."
Lucy
Hudson is next. She opens with "The 60-Minute Man", a poetic
portrait of a secret shared between a teenage girl and the
eponymous photo developer.
Later,
she lightens up for "The Toast Bandit", in which a household
superhero wields a vacuum cleaner, "devouring small-minded
crumbs," and generally bringing peace and happiness to the
domicile.
She
finishes with the thought-provoking "The De-Junk Queen": a
clear-out of old junk turns into a pathological purge of possessions,
relationships and body parts.
Following
a musical intermission, the next reader reads his story "Lost",
a surreal exploration of madness, in which the apparently
placid Mabel meets a deranged man who stands on a bus shelter,
claiming to be The Chosen One, wearing a traffic cone and
railing against passers-by.
"Lost"
is peppered with local references: when they board a bus,
The Chosen One asks for Hades and Mabel opts for Longwell
Green.
Pizza
box symbolism
As
the tale unfolds, an insightful piece of role-reversal leaves
us wondering whether The Chosen One might be comparatively
sane after all.
We're
back to war next, but this time the American accent's for
real.
Rob
Smith was raised in Alabama and has a surprisingly scientific
background for a poet: he's been a professor of Aerospace
Engineering in the US, and a director of an Artificial Intelligence
research in the UK.
His
prose piece is from the point of view of the modern, intelligent,
anti-war son talking to his a redneck father.
The slug of politics and acute observation is wrapped with
a discourse by the father on that most trivial of objects:
the plastic anti-squashing widget that's supplied in the middle
of pizza boxes.
As
the "pizza box stander-upper" is lauded as a cornerstone of
Western civilisation to an increasingly frustrated son, the
story builds to a climax of slapstick symbolism.
During
the second interval, I have to remind myself that I'm on a
boat.
I
have tuned out the engine and the rolling of the vessel, and
it's only now, as we pass under bridges or sweep past bright
harbourside lights, that I really become aware of the setting.
Shoe
junkie
We're
floating, isolated, in the middle of a city of half a million
people. It's the perfect backdrop for poetry.
Then
comes Claire Williamson: poet, counsellor, librettist for
the Welsh National Opera, and veteran of the Words Allowed
group which brought many of the performers here together.
She becomes her own lead character for "Shoes", an energetic
and seriously silly poem depicting a shallow shoe junkie.
We
start heading for deeper territory, though, through "The Sea",
and later into the heart-wrenching pair of "When I Heard the
News" and "The Hippocrene."
These
last two, in which Claire explores her own reaction to her
brother's suicide, show the true importance of poetry on a
personal level, and perhaps demonstrates some of its healing
powers.
Finally,
if we'd been in a house, it would have been brought down by
Lee Coombes' "My Girlfriend is Becoming a Bloke."
Lee,
like Claire, has a talent for becoming his characters, and
in this prose piece he plays both a put-upon boyfriend and
the laddish girlfriend who abuses him.
There's
a serious point here, not least because everyone is in hysterics
at a story that would be everyday tragedy if the roles had
not been reversed.
But
Lee's delivery begs us to laugh both with him and at his characters.
It's
a fine way to end the performances. The evening doesn't have
to end, though. As we tie up at Welsh Back, the audience is
invited along to a free entry into the boat-based club, Il
Bordello.
I
caught up with Nicola, the organiser. She told me that there
are no plans yet for another Word Boat trip, but the evening
had gone well, and tickets had run out fast, so she was keen
to organise another event - perhaps on a larger boat.
Personally,
I can't wait. It was great to spend a night out on the harbour,
probably Bristol's most distinctive feature, and the performances
were first-rate.
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