Newsjack: Explosion In A Clown Factory

Monday 18 January 2010, 12:57

Dan Tetsell Dan Tetsell

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Sorry about that last blog. I never wanted to come across as a font-obsessed monomaniac. Oh, I am one; I just didn't want everyone knowing.

So, the sketch deadline for Newsjack show 3 has passed. Did you send anything in? Slow news week, isn't it? And where it's not slow, it's grim.

The first radio job I had was writing on The Way It Is - like Newsjack, a topical open-door sketch show. The phrase 'explosion in a clown factory' became a writers' meeting joke for when we'd discussed all the headlines and we'd moved on to the AOB news stories; a code for the ideal subject for a topical sketch show. Anything other than write another sketch about London Fashion Week. It always seemed to be London Fashion Week back then - it was snow of the late 90s.

Newsjack has brought those days flooding back. Of course, then a non-comm could actually come in and wave their script under nose of the producer and find a corner of the canteen to do rewrites. This was before the whole Jill Dando thing made the BBC much pickier about their door policy. Added to that, most of the open door submissions were coming in by post or fax so the competition from slush pile was only a few inches rather than a couple of feet. Email has oddly made submitting both easier and harder.

These days I use 'explosion in a clown factory' slightly differently. For me it's a news story that at first sight looks like it'll result in comedy gold but actually has little to offer the sketch writer because it's already funny, a joke on a joke.

Last year, Swindon twinned with Disney World. Brilliant! Yet, I think it's a prime example of a light industrial Pierrot tragedy. The problem for a comedy writer is that all the jokes are already in the story. There's no sideways angle, there's nothing other than a funny news story. The jokes are already there for everyone to see - no matter how much you extrapolate, there's very little you can do that is funnier than the fact that Swindon and Disney World have twinned.

Beware the 'And finally...' news stories. Beware anything in a tabloid that's less than two inches in length - and beware anything that sounds like a set-up to a penis joke. Beware the Most Emailed on the BBC website, where comedy news never dies - that goat was still getting married last year. It might sound pretentious, but a sketch has to have tension and drama like any other script, just in miniature. OK, it did sound pretentious, but it's still true. Often that tension and drama turns on the juxtaposition of the story and your treatment of it. So if the source material is already a joke, where do you have left to go? Obviously, we're not asking for page upon page of Haiti jokes, but if there's nothing real under discussion what's the point of the sketch? That's not to say that 'just being funny' can't be the point - I certainly don't want a drily po-faced satirical show where the cast solemnly hold their fists in the air after every sketch - but it's better to be funny about something with a bit of balls than a nothing story that happens to include a dead parrot.

There's also a sub-set of the EiaCF (as all the cool kids are calling it) and it's this: the bleeding obvious take. Last week we had a lot of stuff about Iris Robinson and I'd say 90% were some form of The Graduate parody. That's not to say some weren't good, but they were all parodies of The Graduate - with a story about an older woman called Robinson seducing a younger man that's route one; the bleeding, dare I say it, obvious. That might sound harsher than I mean it to be. All I'm asking of you is this: when you're thinking of a funny angle on a story, be better than a Sun sub-editor. Could anyone have written that sketch or only you?

Now, by way of variety and to give some respite from my endless stream of opinionated rule-making, I've asked some writers that I respect and, more importantly, have the email addresses for, to write down the one bit of advice they'd give to someone starting out writing for a show like Newsjack. First up is Tony Roche, writer of The Thick of It, In The Loop, The Comic Side of 7 Days , World Of Pub and many more. Tony...

Always re-read what you've written before you send it.

Always re-write what you've written if you think you can make it better.

Persevere, persevere, persevere, then give up.

Give all your writing fees to charity.

Don't take other people's advice as gospel.

Thanks, Tony. Considering the nature of these blogs, that last one's quite interesting and I'll be discussing it in my next dictatorial rant: Script Editors - Where Do They Get Off?

Dan

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    Hi Dan,
    I'm surprised you haven't been flamed by a bunch of irate Sun sub-editors yet (I'm sure there's a better collective noun for them - a punctuation of subs perhaps?) but in the meantime, are you going to be posting any Newsjack scripts anywhere? There aren't any so far in the Script Archives but apologies if you have put them up somewhere else. I'd definitely find it helpful to see what Newsjack looks like on the page. And to admire the beauty that is Arial 12pt, of course.
    Cheers,
    Kats

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    @KatsLondon - the odd thing about sketch show scripts (the ones I've worked on anyway) is that they're never one single document. Sketches get printed out individually then put in order and page numbered by hand. It's the Occam's Razor solution. I'll ask about whether it's possible technically or legally - there's a lot of writers that need clearing.
    Dan

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    Comment number 3.

    Hi. What sort of time in the day is the deadline for chosing from the Newsjack sketch submissions? Thanks ever so much.

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    Comment number 4.

    Great advice again. Hands up to falling into the Mrs Robinson honeytrap last week, but I also got halfway through writing a Cadburys sketch with a full selection box of Twirl and Snickers puns before binning it because I thought that was too obvious. Then on the show the Cadbury sketch you used was fantastic.

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    Comment number 5.

    @nikkiowen40 - you need to get your sketches in by noon on Mondays, as it says in the Writers' Brief. These are read by our team all day until we have whittled them down to the ones we might use. Tuesday and Wednesday morning are spent working on these and whittling them down further until our cut off point of about lunchtime on Wednesday, when we have to print the scripts. I'd say by 6pm Tuesday we have a pretty clear idea of the sketches we'll be taking in to the cast read - subject to the whims of overnight current events.
    @GregorP - that's one of the risks of an open-door show, we get so many sketches that overlap that sometimes it's a matter of choosing between three or four equally good versions. Sometimes I do cut-and-shunt portmanteau sketches, with an intro from here and a sketch from there, and single lines from other versions but normally only on Newsbullet, where the format suits that kind of approach.
    Dan

 

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