Last Chance Comedy
Dan Tetsell writes about writing for Newsjack over at the BBC Comedy blog.
It's the last episode of the current series next week, so if you want to submit a sketch or one-liners for the current series you need to do it now.
Good luck!

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Hi Piers,
Thanks for Dan's article about Newsjack. Just one 'minor' point - Dan makes references to 'guys' sending good material in. Do I take it that women are not sending their jokes in to this show in any significant numbers or, if they are, their material is not as funny as the men's?
Just wondered...
Mrs M
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I think this refers to 'girls' as well.
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I use the word guys myself to include both genders. It's not like the word is inherently sexist in itself, like referring to gentlemen's submissions to Newsjack.
I don't think it's got any bearing on the sex of contributors.
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Wasn't accusing anyone of anything sexist! Thanks for the response though.
Mrs M
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Didn't think you were... It's just that sexist language is one of my hobby-horses, and guys is one of the words that people swing both ways on whether or not it includes both genders. So the confusion's understandable. :)
A Person Paper on Purity in Language I think makes the case for nonsexist language more strongly than just about anything else I've read.
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Yes, 'guys' is a great example of a word that PC practiitioners and automatic liberals, of which the media is absolutely full off, among other stuff, have commandeered as one of their own PC gender friendly stock words, and yet its origin is a gender specific (male) word, and some evidently, as Mrs. Morhino, still think it is. My female boss uses this in mixed gender meetings and group messages, and yet just 30 years ago I clearly remember teachers using it only to refer to males, but I doubt today's teachers do. Such familiar addresses as 'guys and gals' of the past serve to confirm this word's original use. So Piers, forgive Mrs. Morhino and others for not being as modern and liberal as you and other media people like you who have stolen this word and by consistant misuse, sought to change its meaning. Personally I'd much prefer it if you would bother to create your own non-gender specific nouns instead of plundering and changing some of our long existing gender spcific ones. If you must be sensitive about this gender aspect, then please try harder to devise more original words which get round this problem. Or just stick to person/people/they.
By the way, the other day, in an interview about their Ashes triumph, Clair Tailor referred to herself as a batsman, so not everyone is as hung up about it as you seem to be Piers, or as you seem to think everyone should be. What may be a hobby horse for you is very much a bug bare for many others. Unfortunately, I know which lot have the most influence on our (great) language.
I will though, as you have taken the trouble to provide a link, see if there really is any sense at all in this rapidly growing movement towards using 'nonsexist' laguage (as you suggest there is in this paper. ((Although I've never thought of gender specific nouns and pronouns as being 'sexist' myself, not in any way, but I suppose there are others with much more extreme feelings about it).)
And am I bothered by adverts and websites that refer only to females? No I'm not, though I come across them every week, and they are certainly not all on female only sites and subjects.
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Shiningshadow, I suggest you post this on the 'Word of Mouth' board where it is likely to run and run.
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'A Person Paper On Purity In Language' etc.....I think there's a possible comedy sketch in here somewhere, Piers!
Mrs M
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There's still another two-and-a-half hours to get a one-liner into Newsjack, Mrs M... :)
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Hi Piers...I'm not quite sure where to put this post.
I've hit a point where I would really like to try collaborating with another writer...or writers.
Can you recommend a source where I can put the wheels in motion?
Cheers
Ed
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I'd try leaving a message on a writers' messageboard or email newsletter in the first instance, see if you can find anyone else interested.
Off the top of my head you could try The British Comedy Guide Forums, mandy.com, Shooting People, Talent Circle or the discussion boards on BBC writersroom facebook group.
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Apparently we don't use the word "the" any more. We're too cool for the word "the" in our blog comments.
Look! Over there!
[quickly sidles away]
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Piers I've looked at the article now and unlike you, I am totally unmoved, and a little surprised that you're expecting us to be. If this is the most convincing case you've read for nonsexist language, then you either don't read much (like a true writer) or you just read rubbish (no offence and all that). It's not even about sexist language but racist language (it briefly alludes to sexist language only in the last paragraph). It's one of these dreadful smartalec American pieces of 'hit you over the head' spoof realistic writing, or so called satires of some piece of unnacepted language use. Its message is as preachy as its style is windy, but I guess that's the American way. It really does, to use a quaint Americanism, suck.
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'Its message is as preachy as its style is windy, but I guess that's the American way.' This is a generalisation in its self. The topic could go on and on.
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Any new competitions coming up for comedy writers, Piers?
Regards
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Nothing I'm aware of right now...
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