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Quick Cuts: Confessions from a hairdressers

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Quick Cuts is a cross between a sitcom and a sketch show.

The sitcom element follows the lives of five people who work in a hairdressers. The sketch show element is the short sketches between customer and hairdresser.

I wrote the show for Doon Mackichan who I worked with on Smack the Pony and Wild Things.

Sue (Doon Mackichan), Becky (Lucinda Dryzek), Marianne (Jane Dowden) and Annie (Jess Gunning)

She is not only a comedy genius but a great actress and I knew I needed someone who could make the drama and emotion of the piece work as well as the comedy.

I spent last year working on Miranda, The Thick Of It and Veep and thought I would like to combine some of those elements into one show.

So Quick Cuts has both falling over AND swearing. And I hope it also has some of the exuberance and charm of Miranda along with some of the grittiness and verbal dexterity of the Thick Of It and Veep.

As well as Doon, we have Jess Gunning playing Annie, the type of person who gets her arm stuck in a tube of crisps and is terminally unlucky in love.

Lucinda Dryzek plays Becky, a compulsive shopper and stalker. OT Fagbenle plays Gavin, a party animal with a secret, and Jane Dowden plays a male to female transgender character called Marianne.

'I'm pretty sure it's agoraphobia,' although a customer disagrees with Marianne

I have a wonderful friend called Donna Whitbread who is beautiful and funny and wise and who, apparently, was born male.

I would never have known this if it weren’t for the fact that she is very honest and open (and amusing) about this. This made me want to see a positive representation of a transgender character on TV.

So Marianne (like Donna) is not the stereotype of a burly lorry driver in a bad wig – she is attractive and witty and many of the lines for Marianne have come direct from Donna.

Along with the five staff members, we have Trevor, Sue’s boyfriend (played by Paul Reynolds).

I clearly have issues because in the space of three episodes, Paul’s character is beaten up by a Peruvian pipe band, burned, thrown onto the street in his pants, stabbed and has his head shaved (in anger) by Sue.

Trevor (Paul Reynolds) has good news but it won't impress Sue (Doon Mackichan)

I’d like to claim that this was an Alfred Hitchcock / Tippi Hedren situation where he spurned my sexual advances and so I took revenge on him by punishing him in the name of art. Which would be fine.

But it’s obviously something much darker than that.

Our art director and designers did such a good job on the show that people used to come in off the street asking for haircuts.

I was willing to have a go, as I used to cut my dog’s hair as a child, but my producer wouldn’t let me.

I was on set every day for the filming. Mainly because there are a LOT of snacks on a film set.

Every day is different and exciting and surprising. I’m still talking about the snacks. I pay very little attention to the filming because with Natalie Bailey directing and Catherine Bailey producing, I don’t need to worry my pretty little head about such matters.

Sometimes I would think of a new idea or an extra joke that we filmed on the spur of the moment, but all too often, my mouth was just too full of jelly babies to be able to convey it to anyone.

However, I did break my personal record of how many jelly babies I can fit in my mouth at once, so that was a really exciting moment for me.

I hope that Quick Cuts captures the confessional nature of going to the hairdressers. People tell their hairdressers everything.

There’s something about the familiarity, the lack of judgment, the (misplaced) feeling of confidentiality that makes people open up.

For example, one customer telling Becky about her one night stand says, “It was the worst sex I’ve ever had. He was like a seal trying to stay on a rock.”

All together we had a cast of 87 – there are some great names and great cameo performances that pop up throughout the series. I hope you enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed making it.

Georgia Pritchett is the writer of Quick Cuts.

Quick Cuts starts on Wednesday, 19 June at 10pm on BBC Four. For further programme times please see the episode guide.

Comments made by writers on the BBC TV blog are their own opinions and not necessarily those of the BBC.

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  • Comment number 12. Posted by Mary

    on 1 Jul 2013 21:04

    This is wonderful - and so beautifully acted. Thank you!

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  • Comment number 11. Posted by Dave

    on 30 Jun 2013 17:01

    Great Stuff...Can't wait to see more from this writer...I think that all the characters are well cast...run out of stuff to watch?...I would probably wath this again. Good original comedy. Well done:)

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  • Comment number 10. Posted by Northern_Pub_Tours

    on 28 Jun 2013 06:59

    Blimey, some right Eeyores crop up on here don't they so? It's always the first posters who feel the need to be a berk.

    Enjoyed it. It isn't laugh out loud comedy but it doesn't have to be to still be good comedy.

    I rather like the warmth of the characters. No malice.

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  • Comment number 9. Posted by Rab

    on 27 Jun 2013 23:05

    Fantastic !

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  • Comment number 8. Posted by Partbadger

    on 27 Jun 2013 18:40

    Fishtickler is spot on - there is no transgender 'joke'. The humour comes from the effortless way the transgender person bats him away with unexpected answers. It's the only character which isn't over the top. brilliantly done.

    by the way Southpaw - the first series of Blackadder was genuinely poor at best. It's the perfect example of the Beeb at its best nuturing talent. This show has far more about it than Blackadders first series ever did. If the second series of Blackadder brought such happiness to you, imagine what a second series of Quick Cuts could do....

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  • Comment number 7. Posted by fifi

    on 24 Jun 2013 15:45

    It was a bit "curate's egg"-ish, but the characters were funny.I think it'll be better once it's bedded in.Only problem is I hate going to the hairdresser already(sensitive scalp), and this probably won't make me less phobic. Doon and the hairspray/blowtorch ..argh!

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  • Comment number 6. Posted by Southpaw

    on 22 Jun 2013 14:56

    We managed 3/4 of it. Then dialled up an old episode of Blackadder on i player we've seen 17 times before and cried laughing. I guess it shows how far the Beeb has fallen. I just don't know how stuff like this get's commissioned. I guess it's who you know, not what you know. Doon waving her arms and pulling faces constitutes comedy now then. Whatever Happened To The.... decent script writers in this country. Utterly Apalling. I'd rather be tied to a chair and forced to watch Elderado.

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  • Comment number 5. Posted by Chris_Page

    on 22 Jun 2013 11:38

    I've just sat watching it on iPlayer, having missed it the other night. I can't remember when I've laughed so many times during a BBC comedy show in recent memory. And I have a crush on Annie. However, I didn't know until I read your piece that Marianne actually is a male-female trans person. I thought that was just "Chris from PhoneShop" being made to look stupid by his friends.

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  • Comment number 4. Posted by fishtickler

    on 20 Jun 2013 22:21

    I liked it. There were two of us watching and the laughs were loud and deep.
    The acting is impeccable, particularly Sue. In fact I don't think Doon was acting - she must be like that all the time!
    I can't agree with anything the first poster says except for trhe comment that the transsexual joke was not at all funny. Of course it wasn't, it's not meant to be. She's the only straight character in the entire piece.
    P.S. I'm in love with the airhead.

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  • Comment number 3. Posted by Giraffes

    on 20 Jun 2013 16:28

    I liked it a lot, it was very easy to get to know and love all of the characters. Looking forward to next week's episode.

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