Thursday 14 June 2012, 11:00
At London's Hammersmith Hospital a suave gent by the name of Dr Jimmy Bell is ushering me into his MRI scanner.
I'm here for a scientific trial as part of the television series I'm making for the BBC - The Men Who Made Us Fat.
I came up with the idea for the series a while ago as I was watching the original version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory from 1971.
I was struck by how the character Augustus Gloop, the supposedly obese child, now looks perfectly ordinary.
I wondered how in the space of 40 years we could have changed our idea of what is fat so drastically.
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Jacques Peretti has his hidden obesity levels checked
So having authored the series and worked in partnership with FreshOne Productions and the BBC to get the series made, here I am in the above video clip - at Hammersmith Hospital about to discover how fat I really am.
Dr Bell specializes in analysing not the external fat of patients but the internal fat, and the shocking truth is that it's not just the obviously obese who are in trouble from their diet.
It could be all of us.
I'm not particularly worried as I put on my blue gown and am lowered into the space-age chamber.
I cycle to work, I walk up escalators and play the odd bit of football in the garden. I'm by no means a health nut but I do enough physical activity to remain relatively fit, or so I think.
For half an hour I must lie perfectly still as a scanner moves up and down my body creating a detailed image of every last inch of fat.
"There will be no hiding place for your fat," Jimmy tells me ominously.
Then it's all over, I take off my headphones and re-join the world, sitting in Jimmy's office to go through my results.
On the outside, Jimmy says I am fit.
"There is very little external fat," he tells me.
"But on the inside," he says, gesturing to the scan ominously "your liver is swimming in fat - four to five litres."
Four to five litres!
In all honestly I was so shocked by the results of the test that I found it difficult to continue interviewing the professor properly.
On average we are all three stone heavier than we were in the 60s, and for the vast majority of us the fat is internal.
Jimmy calls us 'TOFI's' (Thin Outside Fat Inside).
Worrying as this realisation is, on reflection it makes sense.
It shows the degree to which sugar, which as many of the programme's contributors explained to me can be a major contributor to obesity, is present within our everyday diet.
Having just discovered I was a TOFI I want to quiz Jimmy on what I could do to reduce the amount of internal fat I was carrying.
He reassures me that there is a solution - firstly we should eat less processed food and instead opt to cook from scratch and reduce our sugar intake.
Secondly, short, sharp bursts of sprinting, 30 seconds at a time three or four times a week. It mimics what we did as hunter-gatherers and burns off the internal fat.
Forget jogging and lay off the midweek Chardonnay in front of re-runs of The Killing: the sugar in the alcohol turns to fat. Unfortunately.
Now if only I had the willpower to put that advice into practice!
Jacques Peretti is the presenter of The Men Who Made Us Fat.
The Men Who Made Us Fat is on Thursday, 14 June at 9pm on BBC Two.
Note: Due to the extended Wimbledon coverage, the third and final episode of The Men Who Made Us Fat has been rescheduled for Thursday, 12 July at 9pm on BBC Two. It will be available to watch in iPlayer for the following seven days.
Update 4 July: Episode one and two have unfortunately now expired in iPlayer because of a break in the run of the series due to the unavoidable schedule changes.
However, all three episodes will be available in iPlayer when they're repeated as part of the Sign Zone starting on Wednesday, 11 July at 2.30am on BBC One. Please see the episode guide for further times.
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Comment number 1.
SI SHORROCK14th June 2012 - 13:38
I'm looking forward to your programme with baited breath. I'm a personal trainer and low carb food coach, based in Shropshire, and have been banging on about the sugar/obesity link for ages. I've taken 50 women through a low carb high fat diet. Every single one of them lost weight but also reported feeling so much better. Incidentally they all know you're programme's on this eve. I really feel the penny starting to drop but as long as there's money to be made by teasing the gullible public with tasty food I just can't see and end to this.
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Gordon14th June 2012 - 23:03
Brilliant programme - well done - have Facebooked it and told everyone to iPlayer it (is it available on the iPlayer) and to watch the next 2 episodes.
One not to be missed.
Thanks
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Copydeck14th June 2012 - 23:05
Is there any evidence of links between the food manufacturers and the drug companies? I am thinking of sugary foods and type 2 diabetes and the manufacturers of drugs used to control diabetes? It would not surprise me if there were.
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BeaCutler14th June 2012 - 23:08
At last, sugar exposed.... and the food industry. Hopefully this programme will start a movement equivalent to the exposure of the tobacco industry. We nutritionists have been swimming against the tide for a long time on this one. Well done Mr Peretti!!
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Vegangirl14th June 2012 - 23:08
I figured & worked out all you are saying way back in January after hitting my 40's, seeing how fat I was ... I chose a vegan lifestyle .. and I'll never go back .. to hormone laden fat meat dairy & eggs .. remarably loosing 3 stone without the need for sugar laden diet foods ... just good old wholesome fruit, veg and leguimes .. perfect .. I really enjoyed tonights viewing .. ty
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