The Magilligan Mouse
From the most powerful politician in the world to a wee timorous beastie. I am told that politicians in the North West were upstaged by a rodent when they had a tour of a new £6 million prison complex within Magilligan jail last week. My informant tells me that as they prepared to tuck into their buffet lunch, all the attention was taken by the unit's solitary inmate, who scuttled around the shiny new floor to the consternation of the VIP guests. Alcatraz had a bird man. Maybe Magilligan should get a mouse man.
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It won't be too long before the place is full of snakes, rats, vultures and parasites, all of which will make short work of the poor wee mouse.
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RJ
You said "It won't be too long before the place is full of snakes, rats, vultures and parasites, all of which will make short work of the poor wee mouse". Are you referring to our MLA's?
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No spy, I was referring to prisoners. As things stand incompetence is not punishable by the criminal courts.
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RJ
Thanks for your explanation. With the Assembly full of snakes, rats, vultures and parasites could there be any more out there?
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All we need is NI's own John Coffey, eh?
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