Zorba the Unionist
The UUP's Billy Armstrong is effusive in his praise for the "Jungle Outdoor Activity Centre" in Moneymore. He went there to find out more about the extreme sport craze of "Zorbing", which involves two people rolling downhill at speeds of up to 30 mph in a large bubble made of PVC.
Sadly Billy didn't try it for himself, claiming he had just had his dinner. But he recommends it as an outdoor activity in which the participants are sheltered from the elements, so ideal for our wet climate.
Perhaps some of our warring politicians could be forcibly zorbed until they resolve their differences.
For those not au fait with "zorbing" here's a Youtube clip.
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I'm going to do that.
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I would put Margaret Ritchie and Jim Allister in a large bubble and start them at the top of the Mourne Mountains. When they get to the bottom they will end up in the Irish Sea.
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Mark
ZORBING OFFERS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR BILLY
I wouldn't be surprised if Billy were to establish a Zorbing Centre on his farm. There's lots of space beside his prefab constituency office.
Susie
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