"Mr Sheen shines umpteen things clean".
Now is there another role just waiting for actor Michael Sheen to take on, one that requires him to learn and convey just a couple of words of script?
I'm thinking ... "Vote Yes."
In the run up to next year's referendum on powers the whisper is that Mr Sheen is in demand to star in a campaigning role alongside Rhodri Morgan.
The Special Relationship, the sequel perhaps?
Then again maybe you're thinking The Damned United!