Add your caption: Tom Jones!
Update, 30th June 09: Our caption challenge is now closed. Adrian and Christine sang their two favourite lines to Sir Tom Jones. Watch the video below:
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Monday, 29 June 2009;

Tonight's studio guest is Sir Tom Jones. During his illustrious career the Voice of the Valleys has posed for many a weird and wonderful promotional photograph.
So, we're looking for a funny caption for the photo (right). We'll ask Sir Tom Jones to read out the best caption at the end of tonight's One Show.
Click here to add your caption.
Please remember to add your genuine name and location to your comment.
Please note: The producer of tonight's show, with Adrian, Christine and Sir Tom, will select the caption that will be read out. There is no prize beyond the honour and the glory of a mention on tonight's One Show.
Best of luck!

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"My, my, my.......... dahlia"
Helen Taylor, Kendal
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Thats unusual
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Just to add my details Adster Yarmouth
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I wonder how big you'll be in 40 years?
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Usually people just throw their knickers.
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Whats new poted plant wow wow wow
Yarmouth
Adster
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can i smoke this
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i wish my plant had chest hair like me
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this looks nothing like the green green grass of home !!!
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It's so unusual, im sure I picked up a colour film!
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They usually throw their knickers!
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YES I AM GROWING AND I WILL GET BIGGER!!!!!
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Where's the green, green grass?
Rob Morgan
Barry Island
South Wales
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Where's Christine Walkden when you need her?!
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why why why am i holding this plant
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Why, why, why, TOM- ato!
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why, why, why, de lilac
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I said I sang about 'Grass' NOT 'Pot'?
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i cant beleave how much i look like tom baker!!
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Sir Tom's new business venture... potted green green grass of home ;)
from Carol Williams
in Haverfordwest
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I realy do need a new proflie picture!
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Oh my... my online girlfriend is actually a plant
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why why why my dahlia
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I prefered it when they threw knickers!!
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Why Why Why Dahlia?
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"Honest officer it's a Tomato plant"
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My, My, My, ..... Begonia... ooohhh yesss!
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Tom plants another kiss!!
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What a sex bombsai
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"When they said they were going to trim my bush, I didn't think they'd go this far!"
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have you taken the picture yet iv been standing with this pot for hours
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I've got more folage than you.
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'I didn't realise Cerys Matthews could turn herslf in to a plant!'
Emma Wasling Hull
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The green green plant of home!
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I thought I'd planted LEEKS!!
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why why why my dahlia
Nick Wray
Louth Lincs
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"It's not perrenial, to grow once a year, It's not perrenial if you never have to shear"
(ok I lost inspiration a little bit @ the end I think)
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(In Mick Dundees voice.) Thats not a plant! THIS is a plant!
Sean Brown from Derry WOO WOO!
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damn it, i for got to warter the plant!
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"The green green tree's of home..."
Barrie Marshall Great Horksley, Colchester
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WOW ! What happened to the green green grass of home ?
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I'm Tom, this is Bill where's Ben :-)
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It may be the swinging sixties but I've never smoked pot, must be a plant!!!
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Sex palm, sex palm, your my sex palm!
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I've got more folage than you.
Julia Roberts
Caerffili
South Wales
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I've had many things thrown at me but this this is just potty!
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(said in a strong, slightly drawn out Welsh accent) "Hello Flower"
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I wanted a nighthood but all I got was this plant.
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I said I need a Delilah - not a dahlia!! This isn't the green green grass of home you know.
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Parsley.....will that go with the steak I was cooking?.
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It's pot unusual!
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alas poor Yorick i knew him... oh balderdash... i'll never get the hang of acting, i'll give singin a crack and be the welsh elvis presley, boyo!
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didnt think the blondes would throw their plants on stage
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why why why dandilila
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What's new potted plant? wow wow wow
Sylvia Poll
Lancashire
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whats new pussy willow ? wha wha wha wha whaaaaaa....
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WHY, WHY, WHY, DEE-LAY-LIA?
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I thought you wanted a song about a Dahlia!
Why Why Why a Dahlia?
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"I am the real Prince of Wales and this plant talks to me!!"
Wilson Paterson, Glasgow
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"It's not mine Officer. This is a plant".
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Why why why dahia?
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hmmm..... This plant will look nice with my "green green grass of home"
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I thought this was Delila but it was Dhalia
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You can leave your pot on
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The green green grass of home... now in YOUR garden!
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'You see, I told you I was good with my hands!'
Emma Wasling Hull
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i wonder if i pull this look my plant will grow quicker?
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is this all thats left of the rainforests. dispicable!!!!
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Funny - I thought it said green green grass of home on the seed packet!
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So thats what that fan meant when she asked me to'plant a seed'
John McInally
Glasgow
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oh good god do i need a hair cut ? my hair looks abit small compared too this plant :(
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"It's a Trailing Ivy...oh the plant? I thought you meant my hairstyle!"
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if i should ever LEAVES YOU
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Whats new flower-pot?
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mon e mi petit a mo keith fox bury
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its not unusual, but it ain't no green green grass!
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What do you mean "flower power"?
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Is this supposed to remind me of the green green grass of home?
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The old oak tree's not the same.
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When i said i wanted some green, i didn't mean this!
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I can't believe I'm doing this, who was it that persuaded me again?
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The cat outside the window is staring at me intently now I am a bit scared.... Maybe hes staring at the flower in which I don't know why I am holding?!
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one day I hope to give this to Adrian Chiles
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(said in a strong, slightly drawn out Welsh accent) "Hello Flower"
(oops - Had to put this back in because forgot the name and location bit ;)
Angela
Kent
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"It's a Trailing Ivy...oh the plant? I thought you meant my hairstyle!"
Wilson Paterson, Glasgow (details added)
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I meant Dai Bach not Die Back!
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spending the afternoon with prince charles as sent me dooo-lilah
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"Is this a pot I see before me?" "Bugger this I'm a singer not an actor"
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what my next line ???
Mitchell Jones
Chester
England
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You dont have to be beautiful ... but you call that a bouquet?
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Re-potted - The Bloomin Album!
Dawn, Bicester
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"Lettuce of Lucille"
Because I'm worth it!
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Silence! My plant will get you, just watch it!
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My My My Red Dahlia
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Somethin "bout you baby i like
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talk about STALKing...
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To tree or not to tree? ... that is the question!
Stevie Jo
Belfast
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what's new pussy willow
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Its not unusual to get pants thrown at me not Plants.
Nick
Louth
Lincs
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The green green grass of home!
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My plan to take over the world is complete!!!! Now what do i do with this????
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Go over there, turn on the light. No, all the lights.
Come back here, stand on the chair. Ooh, baby, that's right!
Raise your leaves in the air, now shake 'em.
You give me reason to live.
You give me reason to live.
You give me reason to live.
You can leave your pot on!
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theres that old oak tree that I used to play on........its smaller than I remember
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I was asked to find my feminine side
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It's meant to be a leek!!!
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There's lovely! - eat your heart out Robert Plant!
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I said PANTS... not PLANTS!!!!
Carol Williams
Haverfordwest
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Anything Princes Charles can do I can do better and that includes talking to plants.
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Shes a lily
or
Ill never fall in love again, if THIS is my valantines gift
JAMIE SALISBURY
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SILENCE...I KILL YOU!!! :p
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sarah Mcdonald, Banbury
ok I was told I Would Be seeing a super Model
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You ask for wierd, I give you wierd...
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Andrew emms from chinford.
Welsh Bonsai?????
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With These hands... It's not unusual for a Valley Boy
Dave Harris
Aberdare - South Wales
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what do i do with this?? i'm a singer not a gardener.....
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So much for the Green green grass of home, all I get are weeds!!
love you TOM!!
from Renate in Hertfordshire
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Welsh Bonsai?????
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Hi.... Hi.... Hi.... Daylia..... ( Dahlia?? )
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"I'm often asked, is it common for me to want to duet with a plant. I say, it's not unusual."
Simon Bolger
Newport Pagnell
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It's good to touch the green green plant of home
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Thought Magic bean's grew higher than this!!!
Sue from Channel Islands
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When I'm not singing songs, in my time off, I like to play the part of Doctor Who.
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"Lettuce of Lucille"
Because I'm worth it!
Webs,cornwall
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'I've become Jeremy Paxman'
Perry Richardson, London.
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I can assure you, my wood is much bigger than this!
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That Delilah told me it would be leeks!!!
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"Bill and Ben couldn't make it this week Little Weed...Huuuuh!!!!
Wilson Paterson, Glasgow
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That's the last time I buy pot at Glastonbury!!
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"Going back to my roots" by Odyssey
Because Tom has gone back to his home country Wales his hair has also gone back to his root colour and the plant has roots.
What do you think?
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I went to the One Show and Christine Walkden helped me plant this
Angela
Kent
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To be or not to be?
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with these hands I grew my Deliah
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WHY WHY WHY A DAHLIA NOW THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA
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If i smoke this, maybe i will burn down the house, mama told me not to because shes a lady. In this situation, i will keep on smiling. If If only i knew delilah still, i would be coming home she would love me tonight, its not unusual.
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I could put climate change on the agenda with this plant too..
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THEY WILL START THROWING KNICKERS AT ME ONE DAY INSTEAD......I HOPE
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If only she (plant) could speak
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"Hm it seems calvin clien is selling plants instead of underwear now..."
By Alex Rose
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He had a plant in one hand but judging by his expression what did he have in the other??
Dean Blake
Bristol
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If only she (plant) could speak..... hmmmm, how sure am I that its not a he??
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That welsh bloke is not Andy Murray. Oops, sorry. Wrong channel.
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what would she think of me?..... hmmm.... how sure am I, she's not a he? confusing.....
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They must have mistaken me for Alan Titchmarsh boyo
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I was asked to find my feminine side
Linda Jones
Ossett
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IT'S A FLOWER, WOOAH WOOAH WOOAH IT'S A FLOWER
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"It's not mine Officer. This is a plant".
Sarah Cayanne
Hertford
Hertfordshire
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(Sung to the tune of Deilah)
I put the light on the plant as it grew on the window....
I saw it growing with all the love from my mind
It was my seedling
I watered daily and watched as it grew out the pot.....What?
What oh what have I grown here???
I don't know about these herbs?
What oh what have I grown here???
I'm no Titchmarsh in the 'burbs!!
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Tesco's new range of Tom Jones plant holders has gone down extremley well with shoppers
Dean Blake
Bristol
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You gotta get your hands dirty
When you're digging a ditch .......................
But a flash of your petals makes my nose itch!
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she felt the pot in my hand and she laughed no more
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I thought they said I'd be singing with ROBERT Plant not potted plant
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Tom's photograph
I sing to the Somerset Levels and the Dutch Elm disease invades,
He talks to the vegetables in the Cotswold and a whole farm grows!
Mike Stagg 57 Brampton Way PORTISHEAD BS20 6YW North Somerset
1970s stuff when in Cheltenham
thanks Tom great singing at Glastonbury, that beautiful Welsh "Choir" cuts through through all the background noise and we can hear every word
God Bless
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Hey turn the lights back on! Thankyou!
'Now where were we.. Oh yeah To be or not to be?'
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it's not unusual to plant this in the ground
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So, What did Prince Charles really say to you?
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i ordered a rose
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What cool hair i have.shame it hasnt grown like it!!!
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What did you say? did you say the plant didnt look like my hair. Well i think the plant looks cool!
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See what happens when you trace your roots
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This is the real green green GRASS of home
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You would not beleive what my proctologist just found.
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Welcome to tomorrows world.
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I swear it's all she left me.
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Ok the next thing we do is, welsh it, i mean wash it.
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Im not telling you where the other one went, but its cured my piles.
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I know Global Warming is Happening but surely this isn't what's left of The Green Green Grass of Home?
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This is not the the Deliha I thought I'd be doing this photoshoot with!
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My career has not gone to pot. This is a cheeese plant to remind you of my cheesier times.
This reminds me of the time I was shown enjoying gardening in the TV Times. Quite frankly, the way I was dressed it was obvious I was posing for a photo shoot. Mind you, it's not unusual.
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Really Inspector, not guilty. Can't you see it's a plant?
John Clarke, HA1 1NS. Also responsible for 168.
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Tom Jones is playing at Cardiff International Arena (CIA) again this year, you can see details of it on the whats on in cardiff guide at http://www.woic.co.uk
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I'll keep a welcome in the hillside while talking from my backside.
Yes, I'm the green green arse at home.
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