Groom For Improvement
You sophisticates and metrosexuals who parade the boulevards of Belfast may already know about the goateesaver. But excuse me while I sputter and marvel about this invention. As I understand it, you chomp down on a holding bar, while guiding your razor about the template. Ultimately, you have a symmetrical growth on your chin and you save many valuable minutes of groomng time. Civilisation astounds me sometimes.