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Groom For Improvement

Stuart Bailie | 22:38 UK time, Tuesday, 21 July 2009

goatee2.jpgYou sophisticates and metrosexuals who parade the boulevards of Belfast may already know about the goateesaver. But excuse me while I sputter and marvel about this invention. As I understand it, you chomp down on a holding bar, while guiding your razor about the template. Ultimately, you have a symmetrical growth on your chin and you save many valuable minutes of groomng time. Civilisation astounds me sometimes.

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  • 1. At 00:00am on 22 Jul 2009, lsdgroofing wrote:

    The last time I saw something as foolish was the flobee. Anyone remember that? It incorporated a vacuum cleaner and a hair cutting device. The vacuum connected to the hair cutter and when the hair was sucked up in a straight line over the head, the cutting apparatus trimmed off the hair that was long enough to reach the cutting blades. I mean, guys, how long can a trim with scissors really take? Bill Mitchell LSDGRoofing

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  • 2. At 3:39pm on 22 Jul 2009, norriemaclean wrote:

    Whatever next..........except a flaw! I dont have a goatee but if I did how would the device deal with my several sub-chins??!

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